My kitty came home today :)

My cat Bomber is doing better. Turns out he has Autoimmune Thrombocytopenia which in english means that the body has made antibodies that attack the platelets (which means he can just bleed to death)- the below normal count of platelets for cats is 175,000 and Bomber had 10,000. FORTUNATLY he's doing better and hopefully he'll be home on Wenesday.

I am so sick of seeing girls who have little yapper dogs on their laps WHILE DRIVING! I swear to god what is the point?? Do you want to get in a car accident?? Whats worse is seeing them with the damn dog on their lap AND ON THE CELL PHONE!!! If I was a cop I would pull them over and give them a fat ticket for being a MORON.

Oh and my Favorite cat EVER, named Bomber might die. Merry fucking Christmas.

I hate insurance companies.

I have a goddamn hole in my tooth and I need to see the freakin' dentist BUT the BLUE CROSS WEBSITE KEEPS SCREWING UP SO I CANT APPLY!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!

So last night my DVD player stopped working, of course I checked the cords and -even took the DVD player from the living room hooked it up to my tv to make sure it wasn't my tv- anyway, I have a bad temper (especially when it comes to inanimate objects) so what did I do?? I rip the thing out of the wall, throw it across my room and straight up stomp on it like I was curb stomping someone. LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU FRIGGIN' INANIMATE OBJECTS!!

Glenn Danzig (in his prime) V. Henry Rollins (in his prime)

who would win??

YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Trader Joes Chicken Pot Pies V. Marie Callenders Chicken Pot Pies.....

Trader Joes all the way.

http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=1290994&size=L Oh man...

My shoe has a hole in it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071018/sc_livescience/feministshavemorefun

HA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJvY_RftA4I

Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...When will you learn that when you try to insult someone it ALWAYS backfires. Especially when it comes to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert those masterminds are no match for you Bill...douche

So I was watching CNN and that wolf in sheeps clothing Glenn Beck has on this total asshole who was comparing Che Guevara to Hitler...what? excuse me? Che didn't commit mass genocide you fucking tool, and yeah Che might of done some "Immoral" stuff but come on, he was a revolutionary/Guerrilla and a commie and not only was he a commie he was a commie during THE COLD WAR...and if you were a commie during the cold war you were seen as a monster because those dang commies just aren't right. Whatever...idiots, I wish people would read and RESEARCH SHIT BEFORE THEY SPEW CRAP!

So, I was surprised to see that Jerry Springer is still on TV and I wasn't doing anything important and I started to watch it. Oh my god...what the hell is the matter with people?? These two women were fighting over some guy who wants to be a chef or some shit and the girl he was cheating with comes out with a bikini on with meat taped all over her. The girlfriend and the mistress automatically start fighting with each other in good ol' Springer fashion. Eventually the guy comes out and his girlfriend starts to wail on the guy...he looked like kind of a wuss anyway, but where does the guy work to improve his culinary skills?? McDonalds.

You know what....fuck Fox News.

2007 Rugby World Cup = Manizing (like Womanizing) time for me.

Had some thunder and lightning stroms last night...cool stuff, got a little rain too which is awesome because we needed it.

GUESS WHO GETS TO GO TO THE DENTIST!!!!!

YAAAAY!

Japan and now Peru have had really bad earthquakes which means....the continental plates are moving AND that means.....


We are ALL going to die.

You know whats funny? When you walk into work and you hear the Guatemalan assistant cook talking to the Russian dishwasher in Spanish and the Russian dishwasher talking back to the Guatemalan assistant cook in Russian. Eh, it seemed like they could understand each other.

More and more people keep telling me that I should become a politician. what?

Cindy Sheehan needs to get a real job.

Which sport is better....Football OR Soccer?


hint: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

You know, I was watching TV last night and you know those commercials that go on and on about how you shouldn't smoke weed and how you have to be above the influence and blah blah blah blah blah....well, I was thinking to my self, why are they so concerned about pot when meth is 1000 times more addictive and destructive? I don't see any commercials about meth. Its like what the hell?? See to me weed isnt as much as of a problem in society as meth is, I would much rather have my kid smoke weed then get all hopped up on crystal meth. How many stoners do YOU know that get high and go "wow man, I'm going to go rob a bank and then knock my girlfriends teeth out!!" no...pot smokers sit on their ass and talk about how can they make the world a better place and pig out on pringles. People need to get the priorities straight, WEED is nothing compared to the dark world that is meth.

Fucking TV.

You know I was going to type out this whole story about some girl I used to hang out with and how she's just a bitch who is so full of her self and how her sexist-alcoholic-bigot piece of shit boyfriend is also full of him self but, you know screw it. She knows she's an idiot. But making people who are idiots look like idiots (especially infront of people) can be fun.

But then that makes me no better than her....oh well.

Books are useful for the following reason.

I learned that:
Nico (from the Velvet Underground) gave Iggy Pop his first dose of the Clap.

YEEAH!

I love peeling my skin off after being sunburnt.

I saw one of these flying quite low today.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/C-17_4.jpg

Awesomness.

HAHAHA Paris Hilton was sent back to jail...HAHAHA

"Medical problems", "On the verge of a mental breakdown" HA!

This restores SOME...SOME of my confidence in the U.S. courts.

I went to get my passport photos today and man, do I look bug-eyed. Oh well.

75$ to fill up my fucking car. I know, I know...I have no room to complain seeing how I WANTED a V8 Jeep (for some reason..well gas wasn't that expensive when I got it) and I'm just asking to get raped by gas prices but...goddamn. This sucks, I might have to sell mr. V8. We'll see.

The story I am about the tell happened a couple weekends ago when I was at my older brothers house (his name: Jeremy) and my other older brother was there too (name: Casey) and Jeremy just moved down to Santa Barbara but his g.f (Sierra) still lives in SLO and she has a new roommate that has never really met me, Jeremy or Casey. I almost forgot to mention that my brothers had been drinking a lot that night.

New roomie: "my friend mike might come over and show me his new tattoos just to let you know"

Sierra: "OK thats cool"

Jeremy: "Is he black?"

New roomie: "No...." (looks at Sierra for some kind of answer)

Jeremy: "Oh because tattoos don't show up very well on black people."

(Casey and I break into uncontrollable laughter)

New Roomie: (Doesn't know what to say)

Note: This isn't the first time Jeremy has done stuff like this...but I love him for being so witty 24/7.

You know what really gets my panties in a twist about the Democrats? They're so afraid of what the Republicans are going to say about them. They were elected mainly because they oppose the war and could possibly end this bullshit war and what do they do?? Appease Bush. because why?? he might say "bad things" about them, and accuse them of not caring about the troops. Look, everyone wants the troops to come home safely (well just about everyone...) the Democrats and other liberals aren't anti-troops they're agaisnt wars that have no justification like this one. There was NO REASON to go into Iraq, and this whole "They'll come after your children!!" BS is uncalled for. It sounds like Cold war era leaders trying to convince people that all those darn Commies want is the blood of your first born. Its the usual propaganda that Bush and his administration feed the American public and Americans are so stupid that they buy that shit. Here's my two cents (you know, I almost typed 'sense')

Dear Democrats: Get you shit together...please for the good of mankind. Who cares if Bush will call you whatever he'll call you. He's a mindless boob who tried to WIPE bird shit off his suit with his BARE HAND (and he's convinced we didn't evolve from apes?). Don't appease him, the world appeased Hitler and we all know what happened after that. So just, sit down take a deep breath and get stuff done.

Man, they found a dead body at the local lake and it was right by where I walk my dog...Im glad I didn't walk him yesterday :-/ ew.

I was walking to 7-11 earlier today and there's this big planter in the side of the building and in that planter was some homeless guy completely passed out. I looked at him (probably to make sure he was still alive seeing how I'm not to keen on finding some dead guy in the bushes next to 7-11) once I made sure he was breathing I went on my way, and to tell the truth I was looking for a stick to poke him with, but he looked so peaceful there with his mouth open. All those teeth missing...yeah, so peaceful.

Oh boy, I have so much stuff to do in the next two weeks...one of which is getting a freakin' passport because I'm going to OH CANADA! this August. I've been trying to get a Canadian passport (seeing how my father was born in Canada and was a citizen when I was born) for like a month but I can't talk to a real person (I've called both the Canadian Consulate AND Canadian Mission with no results) so I'm just going to get an American one it's not like I'm going anywhere overseas so whatever. I also have to figure out what classes I'm going to take this fall probably History and Poli Sci or an English class or *gasp* Math (screw that).

I also have a decision to make heres the problem:
I work for this 90-year-old woman 3-days a week, and work for my dad (babysitting little siblings) and work for the retirement home the woman lives at. So here's the thing...this old woman is constantly in a bad mood, she gets mad at me if I come in late because I have school stuff or family stuff to take care of and proceedes to make me feel like a lesser being because of it. I understand she's old and she depends on me maybe even trusts me but its like CHRIST! my world doesn't revolve around this woman and theres been many occasions where I almost walked out on her. I also need the extra $200+ I bring in a month from the job. Eh, I'll figure something out...

Jesus Christ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqsrq34qDyk

Does the girl across the street know her panties are showing? They aren't even that cute.

Wisdom teeth feel SOOOOO good when they grow in...

*ouch*

Getting a strong B in my History class AND the final is on monday...hopefully I can pull it up to an A. Oh yeah

I'm not one to wish someone dead but...I am SO GLAD Jerry Falwell is dead.

THANK YOU BABY JESUS!!...

...thank you!

I love it when people make left hand turns when theres a SIGN THAT SAYS NO LEFT HAND TURNS

So my little sister just started to walk and she walks as if ET and Frankenstein meshed together.

I'm so tired of this pro-Paris Hilton shit. Now there's an online petition to be sent to Gov. Schwartzenegger to have her crime pardoned. Is that shit for real? Then on Nancy Grace (eh, someone has to watch it right??) there was some moron with a "FREE PARIS" t-shirt on...free Paris..SHE ISNT EVEN IN JAIL YOU JACKOFF!!! Look, the girl deserves to go to jail, SHE BROKE THE LAW and VIOLATED HER PROBATION that's what happens when you do that... sorry all you Paris fans but that's how the real world works. She called the judges decision "Cruel and unfair" well honey why don't you stop spreading your legs all over the place, stop getting drunk, stop with the lame parties that you attend only to show people your underwear free gash (that isn't even THAT attractive) and stop with the LAME TAG LINES AND GROW THE FUCK UP! Stop being a whinney little runt who pouts and stamps her feet whenever she doesn't get her way. If you didn't want to go to jail then you shouldn't of been driving drunk, speeding and without your head lights on. Like they always say "Can't do the time, then don't do the crime." Ugh If I was the judge I would sentence her to 4 months, and so what it's 45 days...little over a month. Of course I wouldn't want to go to jail for a month but then again...IM NOT ON PROBATION FOR DRIVING DRUNK NOR DO I BREAK THE LAW ON A REGULAR BASIS!!! OK, Im done

I like how its pretty much only MEN who come up with anti-abortion laws.

If they cut off my reproductive rights should I be able to cut off theirs?

Goddamnit...that's what I think about this week.

Yesterday my mom had a doctors appointment in San Francisco and her doctors office is in the Castro district and this was my brothers first time to the Castro and lets just say he was acting a little homophobic shall we say and was going on and on about how if he had known that we were going to the Castro he wouldn't of come...give me a fucking break the Castro is one of the best places in SF. I'm more partial to the East Bay though. It was funny my mom and I made him eat at a place called "The Sausage Factory" AHAHAHAHA...good pizza though.

I swear to god...the next bicyclist I see on their fucking CELL PHONE I'm gonna.....I don't know what I'm going to do, but jesus christ, whats the point of being on the phone while RIDING A BIKE?!?! are you trying to get hit? All these idiots who are on their cell phones during the WORST TIMES (like driving, bicycling, skateboarding, rollerblading...having sex) I really think they're all part of the same Mensa group.

Battle of the yellow journalists!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPuGuaZTx8

I need to start getting more Politically active.

Im getting so sick and tired of this dude that sits behind me in my History class. The guy NEVER shuts up...and in the middle of a lecture ASKS ME IF I WANT SOME FUCKING DORITOS!!!...I also think hes the MF'r that wrote about how they should have prayer in schools.

Im gonna start keeping my "Keep Abortion Legal" sign in my car incase I have to stop and protest pro-lifers.

Was running errands today when I noticed some pro-lifers infront of Planned Parenthood, so naturally I decided to drive by and give them some education. Of course they had those stupid propaganda posters all over the place (you know the ones of the mamed fetuses that they get from christian missionaries who travel to third world countries where abortion is illegal and where they don't have good medical care) so I pull up and ask the WOMAN that was there if she knew the definition of Genocide, she said yes then I asked her what it meant. "Its the systematic killing of the innocent."...well you got the Systematic killing of the innocent part right but for the rest...WRONG, she forgot the most important part of the definition..."Systematic ordered killing of a certain ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS, AND NATIONAL, group. As I told this to the woman (using limited cuss words so she would atleast try to listen to me) she got a scowl on her face and didn't looked to pleased, I then told her to read a fucking dictionary before she goes around throwing words around (like genocide) when she doesn't even know the meaning of the word...I think I also called her a jerkoff...good times.

It was an interesting three days for me...the most interesting thing was when I met up with an old high school buddy. I haven't seen him in over 5 years so it was awkward at first seeing how we used to be extremely close and then all of a sudden we stopped talking (mainly for BS reasons...on my part because I was a big grudge holder back then) I was really happy to see him I was also happy to see that he seemed more comfortable in his skin now then he did in high school. I know we have a lot of catching up to do but I look forward to it. :)

I'm so tired of these cum sucking assholes who like to butt into other peoples lives.

Some guy jumped off a cruise ship because he was drunk...

Jesus Christ.

Me: Kit, why aren't you eating your lunch?

Kit: I have to talk a lot.

(by the way...Kit is my 5 year-old brother.

Ok, so WHY do I hate Peta? well here...

Peta is a terrorist organization that is full of irrational fuckwads. If Peta had its way there would be no Zoos, Horse riding sports, SERVICE ANIMALS, fishing, dog shows, or house pets. The only thing I think they should do away with is the circus but that's because I don't like the circus and they're notorious for abusing animals in crude ways. Peta also supports crazed maniacs like Rodney Coronado who went to various schools to teach KIDS how to make bombs out of milk jugs. Heard enough yet? oh ok. They also had a campaign called "the Holocaust on Your Plate." that's right, PETA compares the way we treat animals to the way the Jews and others were treated during the Holocaust. ARE YOU JOKING ME??? Are these people serious? Peta doesn't give a shit about humans, look...if you don't want to eat meat that's cool just don't shove YOUR views down other peoples throats. Truth is...meat is good sooooo good. Peta is also against animals eating other animals. Like lions eating zebras on the lush plains of the western Sahara. Do they not get that ITS IN THEIR NATURE TO EAT ZEBRAS!!??? Its called BALANCE you fucking morons. IF LIONS WERENT AROUND THEN THERE WOULD BE TOO MANY FUCKING ZEBRAS YOU FUCKS! *deep breath* anyway...Life isn't Disney bullshit where lions, birds and meerkats hang out and sing shitty songs. Then theres the ALF (animal liberation front) THESE WACKOS are as bad as the jerkoffs who blow up "abortion clinics" ARRRRRR. Well Im getting a headache...

My new favorite show- Penn & Teller- Bullshit. Great show. I recommend it HIGHLY.




PS. FUCK PETA.

whats in the news...a woman SOLD HER BABY AS A DOWN PAYMENT ON A CAR..AN AMERICAN CAR!!!!

and....

A Principal was selling METH from his OFFICE in Pennsylvania.

I'm starting to wish I was a deer, bug, butterfly...marmot, instead of a human. What dumb animals we are.

I was the first student to enter the classroom today, and I had to fart so I did...and goddamn, it made the LOUDEST sound on the wooden chairs, naturally I started to laugh out loud then some other students came in while I was still laughing, they probably think Im insane or something. HAHAHAHA (and yes I was alone is the classroom you think I would do that when theres a bunch of people in there?? I am a lady after all.)

I never thought I would be saying this but...Poor Anna Nicole Smith.

The Judge who is on the Anna Nicole Case should be disbarred or removed from the case. What a joke, it seems like he's more interested in becoming the next "Judge Judy" than making a decent decision about this mess. Bleh.

I never knew how much fun it was to throw mud at cars.

I saw a license plate that said "getrdun" today....I hate this town.

My car is being mean.