75$ to fill up my fucking car. I know, I know...I have no room to complain seeing how I WANTED a V8 Jeep (for some reason..well gas wasn't that expensive when I got it) and I'm just asking to get raped by gas prices but...goddamn. This sucks, I might have to sell mr. V8. We'll see.

The story I am about the tell happened a couple weekends ago when I was at my older brothers house (his name: Jeremy) and my other older brother was there too (name: Casey) and Jeremy just moved down to Santa Barbara but his g.f (Sierra) still lives in SLO and she has a new roommate that has never really met me, Jeremy or Casey. I almost forgot to mention that my brothers had been drinking a lot that night.

New roomie: "my friend mike might come over and show me his new tattoos just to let you know"

Sierra: "OK thats cool"

Jeremy: "Is he black?"

New roomie: "No...." (looks at Sierra for some kind of answer)

Jeremy: "Oh because tattoos don't show up very well on black people."

(Casey and I break into uncontrollable laughter)

New Roomie: (Doesn't know what to say)

Note: This isn't the first time Jeremy has done stuff like this...but I love him for being so witty 24/7.

You know what really gets my panties in a twist about the Democrats? They're so afraid of what the Republicans are going to say about them. They were elected mainly because they oppose the war and could possibly end this bullshit war and what do they do?? Appease Bush. because why?? he might say "bad things" about them, and accuse them of not caring about the troops. Look, everyone wants the troops to come home safely (well just about everyone...) the Democrats and other liberals aren't anti-troops they're agaisnt wars that have no justification like this one. There was NO REASON to go into Iraq, and this whole "They'll come after your children!!" BS is uncalled for. It sounds like Cold war era leaders trying to convince people that all those darn Commies want is the blood of your first born. Its the usual propaganda that Bush and his administration feed the American public and Americans are so stupid that they buy that shit. Here's my two cents (you know, I almost typed 'sense')

Dear Democrats: Get you shit together...please for the good of mankind. Who cares if Bush will call you whatever he'll call you. He's a mindless boob who tried to WIPE bird shit off his suit with his BARE HAND (and he's convinced we didn't evolve from apes?). Don't appease him, the world appeased Hitler and we all know what happened after that. So just, sit down take a deep breath and get stuff done.

Man, they found a dead body at the local lake and it was right by where I walk my dog...Im glad I didn't walk him yesterday :-/ ew.

I was walking to 7-11 earlier today and there's this big planter in the side of the building and in that planter was some homeless guy completely passed out. I looked at him (probably to make sure he was still alive seeing how I'm not to keen on finding some dead guy in the bushes next to 7-11) once I made sure he was breathing I went on my way, and to tell the truth I was looking for a stick to poke him with, but he looked so peaceful there with his mouth open. All those teeth missing...yeah, so peaceful.

Oh boy, I have so much stuff to do in the next two weeks...one of which is getting a freakin' passport because I'm going to OH CANADA! this August. I've been trying to get a Canadian passport (seeing how my father was born in Canada and was a citizen when I was born) for like a month but I can't talk to a real person (I've called both the Canadian Consulate AND Canadian Mission with no results) so I'm just going to get an American one it's not like I'm going anywhere overseas so whatever. I also have to figure out what classes I'm going to take this fall probably History and Poli Sci or an English class or *gasp* Math (screw that).

I also have a decision to make heres the problem:
I work for this 90-year-old woman 3-days a week, and work for my dad (babysitting little siblings) and work for the retirement home the woman lives at. So here's the thing...this old woman is constantly in a bad mood, she gets mad at me if I come in late because I have school stuff or family stuff to take care of and proceedes to make me feel like a lesser being because of it. I understand she's old and she depends on me maybe even trusts me but its like CHRIST! my world doesn't revolve around this woman and theres been many occasions where I almost walked out on her. I also need the extra $200+ I bring in a month from the job. Eh, I'll figure something out...

Jesus Christ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqsrq34qDyk

Does the girl across the street know her panties are showing? They aren't even that cute.

Wisdom teeth feel SOOOOO good when they grow in...

*ouch*

Getting a strong B in my History class AND the final is on monday...hopefully I can pull it up to an A. Oh yeah

I'm not one to wish someone dead but...I am SO GLAD Jerry Falwell is dead.

THANK YOU BABY JESUS!!...

...thank you!

I love it when people make left hand turns when theres a SIGN THAT SAYS NO LEFT HAND TURNS

So my little sister just started to walk and she walks as if ET and Frankenstein meshed together.

I'm so tired of this pro-Paris Hilton shit. Now there's an online petition to be sent to Gov. Schwartzenegger to have her crime pardoned. Is that shit for real? Then on Nancy Grace (eh, someone has to watch it right??) there was some moron with a "FREE PARIS" t-shirt on...free Paris..SHE ISNT EVEN IN JAIL YOU JACKOFF!!! Look, the girl deserves to go to jail, SHE BROKE THE LAW and VIOLATED HER PROBATION that's what happens when you do that... sorry all you Paris fans but that's how the real world works. She called the judges decision "Cruel and unfair" well honey why don't you stop spreading your legs all over the place, stop getting drunk, stop with the lame parties that you attend only to show people your underwear free gash (that isn't even THAT attractive) and stop with the LAME TAG LINES AND GROW THE FUCK UP! Stop being a whinney little runt who pouts and stamps her feet whenever she doesn't get her way. If you didn't want to go to jail then you shouldn't of been driving drunk, speeding and without your head lights on. Like they always say "Can't do the time, then don't do the crime." Ugh If I was the judge I would sentence her to 4 months, and so what it's 45 days...little over a month. Of course I wouldn't want to go to jail for a month but then again...IM NOT ON PROBATION FOR DRIVING DRUNK NOR DO I BREAK THE LAW ON A REGULAR BASIS!!! OK, Im done

I like how its pretty much only MEN who come up with anti-abortion laws.

If they cut off my reproductive rights should I be able to cut off theirs?