You know I was going to type out this whole story about some girl I used to hang out with and how she's just a bitch who is so full of her self and how her sexist-alcoholic-bigot piece of shit boyfriend is also full of him self but, you know screw it. She knows she's an idiot. But making people who are idiots look like idiots (especially infront of people) can be fun.

But then that makes me no better than her....oh well.

Books are useful for the following reason.

I learned that:
Nico (from the Velvet Underground) gave Iggy Pop his first dose of the Clap.

YEEAH!

I love peeling my skin off after being sunburnt.

I saw one of these flying quite low today.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/C-17_4.jpg

Awesomness.

HAHAHA Paris Hilton was sent back to jail...HAHAHA

"Medical problems", "On the verge of a mental breakdown" HA!

This restores SOME...SOME of my confidence in the U.S. courts.

I went to get my passport photos today and man, do I look bug-eyed. Oh well.