You know whats funny? When you walk into work and you hear the Guatemalan assistant cook talking to the Russian dishwasher in Spanish and the Russian dishwasher talking back to the Guatemalan assistant cook in Russian. Eh, it seemed like they could understand each other.

More and more people keep telling me that I should become a politician. what?

Cindy Sheehan needs to get a real job.

Which sport is better....Football OR Soccer?


hint: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

You know, I was watching TV last night and you know those commercials that go on and on about how you shouldn't smoke weed and how you have to be above the influence and blah blah blah blah blah....well, I was thinking to my self, why are they so concerned about pot when meth is 1000 times more addictive and destructive? I don't see any commercials about meth. Its like what the hell?? See to me weed isnt as much as of a problem in society as meth is, I would much rather have my kid smoke weed then get all hopped up on crystal meth. How many stoners do YOU know that get high and go "wow man, I'm going to go rob a bank and then knock my girlfriends teeth out!!" no...pot smokers sit on their ass and talk about how can they make the world a better place and pig out on pringles. People need to get the priorities straight, WEED is nothing compared to the dark world that is meth.

Fucking TV.