Happy New Year you little jerks.

I miss my baby sister and little brother. :(

Hippie/Transient: "Hey man can I have a dollar, all I need is a dollar man....one dollar thats all I need. OHH big man on cell phone can't give ONE dollar away."

My brother (who happens to be on the phone w/his girlfriend): "Hold on a second...Fuck off you mother fucker. OK I'm back"

Hippie/Transient: "WHOOOOOOOO fucking faggot!!"
(this is when my two brothers turn around immediately and walk towards the guy in a shall we say "agressive manner" while me and my brothers friend (Laura) from St. Louis laugh at whats happening)

Hippie/transient (he has now lifted up his skateboard in defense): I'll hit you man!! I'll HIT YOU!!!"

My brothers continue to approach the hippie/transient, with no signs of backing down

Hippie/transient(seems afraid of my brothers): "I didn't mean to offend anyone maaaaan!"
We safely make it to my car and drive off, but continue to laugh at the hippie/transient.

My brother Casey drove 31 hours from St. Louis for x-mas (thats right I left the 'christ' out...what are you gonna do about?? HUH!!?!?) to suprise me, my mom and other brother. I have to say, Im really happy/excited that he's here. He also brought a friend of his, shes a nurse (cardio/ICU). Nice though.

I hate Christmas carols...especially when people you don't know come by your house, gestapo knock on your door then expect you to stand there and fucking listen to them sing stupid songs completely out of tune when its windy and freakin' freezing outside (by California standards so lets say....40 degrees outside).

I'm not a grouch or anything, I just don't like stupid stuff like that.

My dad seemed generally concerned about what they found on my ultrasound of my breast. They said then didn't see anything bad, but it was a fibroid (which is basically a benign tumor...I think..) but its weird that my dad cared, I guess he's making an effort to be a good father, which is wonderful.

Had my ultrasound on Monday and nothing was found...yay.

They didn't find anything abnormal about my ultrasound or my pap smear....all thats left:

My Blood work.

My car is finally paid off, got my hair cut today...went to the gynocologist earlier this week, and I get an ultrasound of my tit on monday....


atleast its raining

You know what really chaps my ass? When people can't follow simple instructions.

.....I hate money

My sister (who is 8 months old) is in her spitting stage...great when Im feeding her rice cereal or baby food

I need to wash my sweatshirt.

So, I go to my dads house every sunday and he usually calls my grandmother and I talk to her...well yesterday my little brother (who is 5) wanted to talk to her and what's the first thing he says to her? "Ola Amigo!"..........The woman is 92, and can't hear worth a damn. It was cute and funny. Poor grandma.

I think my brothers girlfriend dislikes me, my mom, and my other brother.

My mom got a letter filled with Bush propaganda the other day...I think I'll post it within the next couple of days. It gave me and my mom a good laugh, going to frame it.

My mom likes to e-mail the white house frequently and today the White House sent her a letter is goes like this :

"Dear Ms. P****
On Behalf of President Bush, thank you for you correspondance about Iraq. We appreciate learning your Views. In Iraq, the US and out coalition partners removed a threat to our security and liberated the Iraqi people from Saddam Hussein's brutal regime. Our nation and the world are more secure because a dangerous tyrant with a history of aggression, of pursuing and using weapons of mass destruction, and of sponsoring terror is no longer in power. Iraqis have made their vision for the future clear. They voted to approve a democratic constitution in October of 2005. Their constitution calls for a federal system of government, protects fundamental freedoms, and lays the foundation for a lasting democracy. On December 15, more than 10 million Iraqis went to the polls for the Iraqi National Assembly Elections and chose the leaders of their new government. As Iraq moves forward in the democratic process, the US and out coalition partners are working with the Iraqi people to help establish the stability and security that democracy requires. Our troops remain on the offensive agaisnt terrorists and continue to train Iraqi forces to take the fight to the enemy. More Iraqi battalions are fighting terrorists, and they are gaining new capabilities and confidence every day. As the Iraqi forces stand up, our forces will stand down. And when the mission is complete, our troops will return home with the honor the have earned. The victory of freedom in Iraq with strengthen a new ally in the war on terror and help chart a new course for the entire middle east. We express our gratitude to the men and women of our Armed Forces who are serving freedom's cause with the courage of distinction in Iraq and in the other posts around the world. Their service in defense of our founding ideals makes our country safer, and the President is proud to be their Commander in Chief. We also care grateful to their families for the unwavering support and sacrifice. For more information about the National Strategy for Victory in Iraq, you may wish to visit the White House website at whitehouse.gov/infocus/iraq. As the President has said, our children and grandchildren will be safer and more secure because we stood firm in this important fight. Thank you again for writing, and best wishes.
Sincerely, Darren K. Hipp, Special Assistant to the President, and Director of the Presidential Correspondance. "

Biggest piece of propaghanda Ive ever read....it makes me want to kill my self.

Now since school shootings have started to happen again some people think that teachers should be armed with guns.....GREAT!!! now whats going to deter a mentally unstable teacher (they are out there people...wake up) from threatening to or blowing some unruly students head off? What about the teachers who stalk or molest their students??

Of course a Republican thought this one up...figures.

*wrestler voice*

WHEN WINTER LEE WENT OVER TO HER DADS HOUSE TODAY SHE HAD TO CHANGE A STINKY DIAPER FULL OF POO!!!....how 'bout you?

I think I have CFS (chronic fatigue syndrome)



I was so tired this morning that while trying to put my jeans on I put my left leg into my right pant leg and fell. I hate waking up at 6 AM, but I'll get used to it....I suppose.

Tehran (Iran) is a big fucking city.

There has been atleast 10 stingrays found killed and mutilated with their barbs missing in Australia....what really pisses me off is how stupid the human thought process can be, so here it is for all you idiots who think WILD ANIMALS KILL HUMANS FOR SPORT....THEY'RE WILD ANIMALS!!! THEY DON'T LOOK AT A HUMAN AND GO "GEE I'M GOING TO KILL THIS HUMAN BECAUSE I CAN!" THEY DONT THINK LIKE HUMANS!!! SO KILLING THEM ISN'T GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON!!!!......


jackasses.

Dear Mr. Bush,

So here it is again....the day you've been waiting for Sept. 11th. For you a day of spewing retoric, trying to prey on human fear, and making sure you use the families and their losses to benefit your party and you...shamelessly and selfishly. You say "honor the victims of September 11th" when its really you trying to manipulate the american people....as well as the world to support you and your bullshit "war agaisnt terrorism".

*raises glass of cheap wine* Well heres to you shit face....

Fuck you, I hope you get kicked in the balls by some old lady whose child died in one (theres two wars don't forget now!) of the bullshit wars you started. Godbless America.

Steve "the crocodile hunter" Irwin got killed by a stingray. shit happens....

goddamn...well I start babysitting my baby sister on tuesday...BRIGHT AND EARLY!!!

I hate irresponsible pet owners.

Remember those "jelly" shoes? They still make them....ew

well Israel has......well I dunno how much longer but, they have a couple hours atleast to kill as many people as possible before the 'ceasefire' happens.

THE JOB SEARCH CONTINUES!!!!

Jesus, Ive been ignoring this.....sorry. I'll try and find something interesting to tell you about later.

This whole thing between Israel and Lebanon is getting worse. Now the US is sending missiles to the Israelis. Which basically means the US wants to get involved, but since ALL OF OUR TROOPS ARE IN SOME OTHER COUNTRY FIGHTING A WAR THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN STARTED we just support Israel because we have to get those dang terrorists. such bullshit.

Why was this started?? oh yeah because 2...only TWO Israeli soldiers were kidnapped, so WWIII gets started. Awesome. But then again....other wars have been started for bullshit reasons..BUT theres always deep deep root causes for wars. (althought with Iraq there was no reason to go in there.) blah, Im done for today.

I cant believe people actually voted for Bush...It really baffles me. Seriously. Mindblowing.

fucking Israel.

My mom just told me some drunk tried to break into our house last night...Thank God for our dog Jake, first he walked along our side yard, then he tried to open our front door. Maybe I should start sleeping with a knife under my bed.

Ive realized something...I ACTUALLY look forward to spending time with my family. My brother Casey is coming to visit and Im really excited, but whats really odd and I havent felt this way in years is, I look forward to seeing my dad, stepmom and younger siblings, I look forward to talking with them, playing outside with my little brother, laughing with them. Its a good feeling.

I'm against the war and everything, and I kinda understand where Cindy Sheehan is coming from, but I'm really really REALLY getting tired of her. It's more then just protesting, shes just a whinner now enough is enough.

They should make a law where if you want to have children you must to go through classes and obtain a license. Too many idiots are having kids these days.

Ann needs to learn some manners. Rude little girl, ruuuuuude.

shit....almost forgot about this thing...

Well "the rapture" didn't happen on Tuesday.

My mom was telling me a funny story about when we used to live next door to a daycare that me and my brothers went to. I guess one day while my mother was talking to Mary (the woman who runs the daycare) another woman who lived on the same street came in crying and was getting rather hysterical, Mary asks her whats wrong and the woman goes "My house is a mess, and I have too much laundry and I have no time to get ready if the rapture comes!!!!"

Allergies suck.

Well I've decided to take a summer class that Cal Poly is offering that's an on-line math class. I don't know if I'm going to get Cal Poly credits but it's something to keep me busy during the summer and I'm getting sick and tired(literally) of being lazy and not doing anything to help my self get out of this rut I've been stuck in since I was 17(I also don't want to fall behind my friends who have their shit together...the ones I have left that is) hopefully I'll have more faith in my self when it comes to math when I return to Cuesta in the Fall.

Man, today I was sitting on the couch with my mom and the house across is/was for sale. For the past month or so this guy has been coming to the house around noon every week and its the same story- He drives up, goes in the house, gets undressed, wraps a towel around his waist and sunbathes on the porch. But the last couple of times he's been at the house I've noticed that he has nothing on under the towel. Today as I was sitting on my couch I noticed he wasn't sunbathing. He was sitting indian style and rubbing his nuts!!! I was like "what the HELL IS THE GUY DOING!?!?!?!" It was sick. I don't want to see some old guy sitting on a porch fondling himself. Here's the other creepy part about the whole thing, the female college students that live next door were outside in their bathing suits (which is what he was probably jerking off to) it was sick. If it happens again I'm going to call the police, theres not excuse for that. Sickos.

Im happy its raining today, the 70+ degree weather we were having was starting to put a cramp in my style.

http://gmanisnotpleased.ytmnd.com/


I just think this is really funny for some reason.

Looking for a new job is harder than I thought :(

Just saw the video of Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents' dinner "mocking" Bush. All I have to say is, its one of the funniest things Ive ever seen, and Bush deserved it (of course he was sitting there like a goon) He's so arrogant he probably didnt even realize that they were making fun of him for being a horrible president.

Tom Cruise is such a douche bag.

VIVA LA MEXICO!!!!!!

I know I've been writing a lot about Bush lately but I'm just so fed up with what is going on in this country. Bush and the administration are just corrupt, evil, and crooked men/Women (among other things) when are people going to wake up and realize NONE of them give a shit about anything but themselves. They don't care about this country or its citizens. None of them care about Womens rights, the environment (Reminder: this is the ONLY home we have), or Human Rights. Instead of invading a country that shouldn't of been invaded why didn't we take the money and do something about the Genocide/AIDS problem in Africa?!?! Why didn't we take that money and help the people in THIS country that need help!??! You would think he would pay more attention to the problems that are happening in this country more than he does in another country. Iraq wasn't a threat, Bush Promised 3 things if we went into Iraq- Cheaper gas (HA!), that America would be safer, and that the production of WMD's would stop. None of those have and never will happen. Americans need to wake up and realize he's a fucking criminal.

That's it...I'm getting a bike and learning how to skateboard. This gas situation is bullshit, and of course Bush isnt going to do a thing about it because him and his Oil cronies are laughing allllllllll the way to the bank...

I wonder how the history books are going to portray Bush and his cronies.

WEEKLY RANT: O.K. so I see Ann today and she starts talking to a co-worker of mine about how she had the mumps and how she was out sick for a week. First thing that comes to my mind is "No way, NO ONE gets the mumps these days" then I remembered that her boyfriend is a sick ass who doesn't brush his teeth, wash his hands and walks around barefoot all the time, not to mention he's an alcoholic, AND thinks he knows it all...UGH.

anyway...carry on.

Well, Katie Holmes gave birth to the Anti-Christ yesterday.

Yippie.

Nothing interesting to report today.

except Liz showed up to visit at my work, but she seemed like she didn't really want to talk. :/

HA!! I saw the best thing EVER in the Vons parking lot. Some guy getting busted for drunk driving, he looked drunker than shit. Then in Vons I was talking to my mom about Britney Spears and how incredibly white trash she is and how her baby has a FRACTURED skull and this woman turns around with a christian dove symbol on her hat and goes "oh my Nephew is her husbands friend and thats not true, they say everything is alright with the baby and" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. It's like BULLSHIT, I bet Britney Spears kicked the high chair down.

WHAT....THE....FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?! Jesus H. Christ, when it rains here its like people become HORRIBLE drivers, normally they're just really bad drivers but once a bead of rain hits the pavement they drive like fucking maniacs. Ugh, whatever.

Jake (our lab) has a clean bill of health has to lose a few pounds and get his teeth cleaned but other than that everything is fine.

Went to see Caroline and Jason in Cambria today. Caroline and I were going to go to Hearst Castle but all their tickets were sold out (BOLLOCKS!!!) so we decided to go to the Inn and Caroline got tipsy ( I was being a pussy and got a shirley temple), went around Cambria yelling "PANTIES!!!" and "MICHAEL JACKSON!!" at people which was fucking hilarious. Bought a outfit for my baby sister. Fullfilling day had a good time.

man, our dog Jake has these bumps all over him. New ones keep popping up he goes to the vet on Monday...I hope everything is OK, Plus I hope I get a job at the pet store I applied to. Where I work now is just getting worse and worse.

My dog needs a bath.

I have a new sister. yay.

I wonder why Bush wants all the illegal immigrants out of the US...I mean who else would clean his skid-marked tidy-whiteys?

I actually got off my ass and looked for another job today. I went to a pet store, Home Depot, Costco, Petco and a "doggy daycare" place called "happy tails".

Next up: Making a goddamn Resume.

WEEEEEEE!!

I think I'm going to bite the bullet and get my GED.

I really dig the new commercials that Volkswagen has out for the GTI. Funny.

Panic Attacks are AWESOME!!!!

:-/

Well, Pat Robertson has YET AGAIN shown how much of a douche he really is. Someone should really punch that guy in the face.

I saw a god damn snow plow today. What the crap?

I saw the shittiest motor home today with the words "pussy lover" on the hood, stupid yes, but I got a good laugh out of it.

Took my dog walking today at the lake, first pile of cow shit he spots what does he do?! rolls in it, then chases some ducks and gets all smelly from the rank lake water, drags me through mud so now my shoes are all fucked up...atleast it was fun for him :-/

Oy Vey.

I was on my brothers skateboard and fell outside....now my ass hurts.

Bush is in Pakistan...HAHAHAHAHA


Liz came to see me and my boss at work today, she looks really good (happy/healthy) which is great seeing how the past months have been hard for her. Hopefully we can hang out sometime this weekend -if she has time- :)

Those gosh-darn Keebler Elves make the best gosh-darn cookies...and shit.

I might have to start protesting full time, seeing that right-wing assholes feel the need to tell women what to do with their bodies and are trying to Outlaw Abortion YET AGAIN.

It really pisses me off that most of my generation isn't doing SHIT about this. Our parents fought for a better world and we're letting it go down again, it's time for people to mobilize and do something, NONE of this is right and NO ONE should be buying ANY of it.

Alright, the Olympics are over so you don't have to worry about me typing about Hockey anymore.

Czech Republic beat Russia for the Bronze in Hockey...final score 0-Ruskies, 3- Czechs

YAAAAY!

Shocking News:

Saddam Hussein has gone on a hunger strike.

Like anyone gives a shit.

Olympic Hockey Update:

Czech Republic Beat Slovakia today- Czech Republic goes to the semi-finals and plays Finland on Friday...I think.

YAY!

Man, I was watching the Czech Republic take on Italy in the Olympics and they got into a traditional hockey fight that everyone loves to see, but after that they didn't show the rest of the game and it was only in the 2nd quarter. THERE WAS TWO MORE TO GO ASSHOLES!!


Atleast the Czech Repub. won.

But goddamn I wanted to see the whole game.

Slovakia beat the USA in hockey today...yay.

Next Game: Italy vs. Czech Republic.

Nancy Grace is a bitch-on-wheels

I don't know why but I laugh hysterically if I see someone throw up. It' a bitchy thing to do but I can't Help it :/


Was watching the Olympics today and caught the hockey game between Slovakia and Russia, Slovakia won...good times.

Caroline thinks I should do this and I think its a good idea so here it is.....

Jobs I have:

Judson Terrace Homes - Waitstaff
I've been working there since I was 17 (21 almost 22 now) I used to really dislike old people but now I've established some decent 'relationships' with them (although most of the ones I was somewhat close to have died.) There was a man there named Paul O'Grady that I was pretty close to, he was a history professor, gay, and liked me because I was Czech we would talk about history and politics all the time. May he R.I.P. Always.

Four Movies I can watch over and over:

The Goonies- If you don't like this movie you can bite me.
Labrynth- David Bowie at his worst, haha
Boondock Saints- Carnage, good-looking crazy Irish guys, Lots of guns...what else could a girl ask for?
Haggard- One of the worst movies I've ever seen but I laugh my ass off everytime I see it.

Four Places I have lived:

San Luis Obispo, CA
San Luis Obispo, CA
San Luis Obispo, CA
and
San Luis Obispo, CA

Four Places I have Vacationed:

London, Ontario (Canada)
New Port Richey, FL
San Diego, CA
Bay Area, CA

(When I was 11 or 12 my dad took me and my two older brothers on a road trip across country so I've been all around these are just the main Vacation spots-If you can call them that)

Four of my favorite Dishes:

Taco De Mexico burrito
Chicken Tikka Masala
Firestone Tri-Tip Steak Sandwich
Chicken Parmesan

Four sites I visit daily:

yahoo.com
Wikipedia.org
Now.org
quake.usgs.gov

Four places I would Rather be right now:

Winter Olympics
Berchtesgaden (Bavaria, Germany)
Czech Republic
Romania

Four TV shows I Love:

Band Of Brothers- Technically a mini-series, but still good.
Viva La Bam-Stupid Show On MTV that makes me laugh.
Airline- Whats better than seeing people stranded at various airports across the US, and why is it good? Because it isnt me.
Family Guy- I'm always ready to laugh at this show.

My mom ran into Ann at Home Depot today and being the friendly person she is said "hi" to Ann but did Ann reply? NOOOO she just gets a stupid smirk on her face and walks off. I wish Ann used to be the way she used to be (when she was actually NICE to people and didn't act like her shit doesn't stink) maybe I shouldn't care about it so much but it makes me uneasy to think about how she treats people. Sometimes I wish I would of never introduced Aaron to her, but then again they would of met anyway, not to sound like a sissy or anything but Im still somewhat hurt over the way she told me off- as far as I see it there is NO REASON what so ever to treat someone that way and I didn't deserve it- ugh, whatever, maybe someday she'll realize that being a cunt doesn't fly with most people.

People who drive hummers are such assholes.

I was watching VH1 last night and there's this new show called "Flavor of Love" and it circles around Public Enemy alum Flavor Flav its just like the Bachelor, there were originally 20 women now theres like 10-6 left but anyway- most of the women are fucking disgusting, One of them can't even keep her eyes open, another lets her fat and sick boobs hang out. EW. I can't believe the types of shows they come up with these days. But then again I watch shows that are worse then that. bleh.


I think I have a parasite living under my skin on my left shoulder.

Someone just told me this- Iran have a fucking snowboarding team thats going to the Olympics. But hey thats OK, the Jamaicans had a bobsled team.

Just watched the State of the Union that Bush did, all I have to say is someone should walk up to that guy and punch him in the face until he gets knocked out? (better??).

I've been having really bizzare dreams lately. The other night I had a dream that there were goblins (yes, goblins) in my backyard, then I've had a series of dreams where Jesus is involved somehow...I'm not religious AT ALL so It's kind of scaring me that Jesus Christ keeps appearing in my dreams. Oh well. Maybe I'm the messiah or something.


My mother makes me want to kill my self.

George Bush's theme song should be "Drenched in Blood" By Turbonegro.

They should play it whenever he walks into a room, greets people, etc etc.

I think the song fits him well.

This is really really gross but whatever...The stuff that comes out of pimples (bacteria) and the amount of it is FREAKIN' AMAZING!!! Ive been poking at this one on my chin for a couple days and finally got the fucker. HAHA

I was driving by Planned Parenthood the other morning and of course there was a bunch of pro-life fucks holding their ridiculous signs and reading from the god damn bible. Naturally I was getting ready to yell at them when I saw that one of them had a baby. This was at like 9 am when it was foggy and cold and they have a fucking baby out?! When they sit there and hold signs about how abortion kills innocent little babies and they have a baby out in 50 something degree weather just so they can try and make people guilty?! Idiots.

You know why Jessica Simpson filed for divorce? Because Nick got her that ugly ass pear shaped diamond ring. Who the fuck gets a girl a pear shaped diamond ring?? WHO!!!??!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! MONSTER TRUCK RALLY $1 BEERS!!!! BRING THE KIDS!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

I'm Hungry.

I watched one of the most bizzare movies I've ever seen last night, It's a cartoon from Japan called "My Neighbor Totoro"

Althought, I must admit that I liked it.

I rubbed a lemon into the cut on my hand today, just so my co-workers could laugh at me.

I woke up this morning went into the living room and my mom was crying, the first three things that went through my mind were #1 something happened to one of my brothers, #2 something happened to a family friend, or #3 I made her cry (wouldn't be the first time :( but it wasn't any of that....she's been reading this book about a family who has a Yellow Labrador and the life they share with the mutt. The dog reminds her of our Yellow Labrador Jake, I guess the book was getting sad. Oh well, I've cried over books too so I can't bitch about it I'm debating if I should read the book who knows.

O.K. so I wear a cheap ass diamond ring (its really glass) so old men won't hit on me (work at a retirement home) but does that stop them? NOOOOOOO. Some 80-year-old proposed to me, see I can attract 80-year-old guys but as far as me getting a date with someone my age? HA, yeah right.

Was watching the Cal Poly students that live next door to me park their cars and OH MY GOD, seriously its not that hard to fucking park when theres plenty of space. Morons

Old people crack me up.

Instead of grabbing 'fruit punch' Gatorade I grabbed 'Berry-citrus'

Goddamnit

So... my mom ran into Liz yesterday and apparently Liz isn't blowing me off. From what she told my mom is that she's been working 20 hr days at AM/PM and spends all her extra time sleeping. I called her and she told me she would call me back, but that hasn't happened yet but I'm sure she'll call sooner or later. I think Liz is pretty depressed, and probably taking her fathers death harder then she thought she would (which is understandable). This week (or the next) she's going to Washington D.C. to dump his ashes (which will probably stir up more emotions that no one wants to deal with) I like Liz a lot but I don't know what to say to her since its been a couple months since we've talked to each other and I want to tell her that she's more than welcome to call me anytime -day or night- if she wants to talk but I don't know if that will do any good...Oh well, something is bound to happen maybe I'll stop by am/pm to see if she's working.

Boycotting is silly.

I guess my city is selling Eur-tweeka (AKA Eureka, CA) our old sirens (that we have incase the power plant blows up) so that they have a Tsunami 'warning system' retarded if you ask me. California deserves to have a tsunami. Maybe.

Chewed out my insurance agent today for being a douche bag, then canceled my policy, got a new one with my old insurance company.


I'm so tired from being on a train for 5 hours.

Oh my fucking god...Amtrak is shitty, I got home 6 hrs late (but, I was asking other passengers about why the train was late and they said they got caught in a blizzard or some shit) plus I was in the lounge car trying to read my book about Lenin, unfortunatly my attention was put on this guy who had 3 open tubes of lipstick in front of him it was also smeared all over his lips he was also making noises that...the best way I can describe them was that they sounded like he was taking a shit in his pants...ugh, then there was this woman who kept burping up curry or something.