*wrestler voice*

WHEN WINTER LEE WENT OVER TO HER DADS HOUSE TODAY SHE HAD TO CHANGE A STINKY DIAPER FULL OF POO!!!....how 'bout you?

I think I have CFS (chronic fatigue syndrome)



I was so tired this morning that while trying to put my jeans on I put my left leg into my right pant leg and fell. I hate waking up at 6 AM, but I'll get used to it....I suppose.

Tehran (Iran) is a big fucking city.

There has been atleast 10 stingrays found killed and mutilated with their barbs missing in Australia....what really pisses me off is how stupid the human thought process can be, so here it is for all you idiots who think WILD ANIMALS KILL HUMANS FOR SPORT....THEY'RE WILD ANIMALS!!! THEY DON'T LOOK AT A HUMAN AND GO "GEE I'M GOING TO KILL THIS HUMAN BECAUSE I CAN!" THEY DONT THINK LIKE HUMANS!!! SO KILLING THEM ISN'T GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON!!!!......


jackasses.

Dear Mr. Bush,

So here it is again....the day you've been waiting for Sept. 11th. For you a day of spewing retoric, trying to prey on human fear, and making sure you use the families and their losses to benefit your party and you...shamelessly and selfishly. You say "honor the victims of September 11th" when its really you trying to manipulate the american people....as well as the world to support you and your bullshit "war agaisnt terrorism".

*raises glass of cheap wine* Well heres to you shit face....

Fuck you, I hope you get kicked in the balls by some old lady whose child died in one (theres two wars don't forget now!) of the bullshit wars you started. Godbless America.

Steve "the crocodile hunter" Irwin got killed by a stingray. shit happens....

goddamn...well I start babysitting my baby sister on tuesday...BRIGHT AND EARLY!!!