You know what really chaps my ass? When people can't follow simple instructions.

.....I hate money

My sister (who is 8 months old) is in her spitting stage...great when Im feeding her rice cereal or baby food

I need to wash my sweatshirt.

So, I go to my dads house every sunday and he usually calls my grandmother and I talk to her...well yesterday my little brother (who is 5) wanted to talk to her and what's the first thing he says to her? "Ola Amigo!"..........The woman is 92, and can't hear worth a damn. It was cute and funny. Poor grandma.

I think my brothers girlfriend dislikes me, my mom, and my other brother.

My mom got a letter filled with Bush propaganda the other day...I think I'll post it within the next couple of days. It gave me and my mom a good laugh, going to frame it.

My mom likes to e-mail the white house frequently and today the White House sent her a letter is goes like this :

"Dear Ms. P****
On Behalf of President Bush, thank you for you correspondance about Iraq. We appreciate learning your Views. In Iraq, the US and out coalition partners removed a threat to our security and liberated the Iraqi people from Saddam Hussein's brutal regime. Our nation and the world are more secure because a dangerous tyrant with a history of aggression, of pursuing and using weapons of mass destruction, and of sponsoring terror is no longer in power. Iraqis have made their vision for the future clear. They voted to approve a democratic constitution in October of 2005. Their constitution calls for a federal system of government, protects fundamental freedoms, and lays the foundation for a lasting democracy. On December 15, more than 10 million Iraqis went to the polls for the Iraqi National Assembly Elections and chose the leaders of their new government. As Iraq moves forward in the democratic process, the US and out coalition partners are working with the Iraqi people to help establish the stability and security that democracy requires. Our troops remain on the offensive agaisnt terrorists and continue to train Iraqi forces to take the fight to the enemy. More Iraqi battalions are fighting terrorists, and they are gaining new capabilities and confidence every day. As the Iraqi forces stand up, our forces will stand down. And when the mission is complete, our troops will return home with the honor the have earned. The victory of freedom in Iraq with strengthen a new ally in the war on terror and help chart a new course for the entire middle east. We express our gratitude to the men and women of our Armed Forces who are serving freedom's cause with the courage of distinction in Iraq and in the other posts around the world. Their service in defense of our founding ideals makes our country safer, and the President is proud to be their Commander in Chief. We also care grateful to their families for the unwavering support and sacrifice. For more information about the National Strategy for Victory in Iraq, you may wish to visit the White House website at whitehouse.gov/infocus/iraq. As the President has said, our children and grandchildren will be safer and more secure because we stood firm in this important fight. Thank you again for writing, and best wishes.
Sincerely, Darren K. Hipp, Special Assistant to the President, and Director of the Presidential Correspondance. "

Biggest piece of propaghanda Ive ever read....it makes me want to kill my self.

Now since school shootings have started to happen again some people think that teachers should be armed with guns.....GREAT!!! now whats going to deter a mentally unstable teacher (they are out there people...wake up) from threatening to or blowing some unruly students head off? What about the teachers who stalk or molest their students??

Of course a Republican thought this one up...figures.

*wrestler voice*

WHEN WINTER LEE WENT OVER TO HER DADS HOUSE TODAY SHE HAD TO CHANGE A STINKY DIAPER FULL OF POO!!!....how 'bout you?

I think I have CFS (chronic fatigue syndrome)



I was so tired this morning that while trying to put my jeans on I put my left leg into my right pant leg and fell. I hate waking up at 6 AM, but I'll get used to it....I suppose.

Tehran (Iran) is a big fucking city.

There has been atleast 10 stingrays found killed and mutilated with their barbs missing in Australia....what really pisses me off is how stupid the human thought process can be, so here it is for all you idiots who think WILD ANIMALS KILL HUMANS FOR SPORT....THEY'RE WILD ANIMALS!!! THEY DON'T LOOK AT A HUMAN AND GO "GEE I'M GOING TO KILL THIS HUMAN BECAUSE I CAN!" THEY DONT THINK LIKE HUMANS!!! SO KILLING THEM ISN'T GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON!!!!......


jackasses.

Dear Mr. Bush,

So here it is again....the day you've been waiting for Sept. 11th. For you a day of spewing retoric, trying to prey on human fear, and making sure you use the families and their losses to benefit your party and you...shamelessly and selfishly. You say "honor the victims of September 11th" when its really you trying to manipulate the american people....as well as the world to support you and your bullshit "war agaisnt terrorism".

*raises glass of cheap wine* Well heres to you shit face....

Fuck you, I hope you get kicked in the balls by some old lady whose child died in one (theres two wars don't forget now!) of the bullshit wars you started. Godbless America.

Steve "the crocodile hunter" Irwin got killed by a stingray. shit happens....

goddamn...well I start babysitting my baby sister on tuesday...BRIGHT AND EARLY!!!

I hate irresponsible pet owners.

Remember those "jelly" shoes? They still make them....ew

well Israel has......well I dunno how much longer but, they have a couple hours atleast to kill as many people as possible before the 'ceasefire' happens.

THE JOB SEARCH CONTINUES!!!!

Jesus, Ive been ignoring this.....sorry. I'll try and find something interesting to tell you about later.