Well I've decided to take a summer class that Cal Poly is offering that's an on-line math class. I don't know if I'm going to get Cal Poly credits but it's something to keep me busy during the summer and I'm getting sick and tired(literally) of being lazy and not doing anything to help my self get out of this rut I've been stuck in since I was 17(I also don't want to fall behind my friends who have their shit together...the ones I have left that is) hopefully I'll have more faith in my self when it comes to math when I return to Cuesta in the Fall.

Man, today I was sitting on the couch with my mom and the house across is/was for sale. For the past month or so this guy has been coming to the house around noon every week and its the same story- He drives up, goes in the house, gets undressed, wraps a towel around his waist and sunbathes on the porch. But the last couple of times he's been at the house I've noticed that he has nothing on under the towel. Today as I was sitting on my couch I noticed he wasn't sunbathing. He was sitting indian style and rubbing his nuts!!! I was like "what the HELL IS THE GUY DOING!?!?!?!" It was sick. I don't want to see some old guy sitting on a porch fondling himself. Here's the other creepy part about the whole thing, the female college students that live next door were outside in their bathing suits (which is what he was probably jerking off to) it was sick. If it happens again I'm going to call the police, theres not excuse for that. Sickos.

Im happy its raining today, the 70+ degree weather we were having was starting to put a cramp in my style.

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I just think this is really funny for some reason.

Looking for a new job is harder than I thought :(

Just saw the video of Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents' dinner "mocking" Bush. All I have to say is, its one of the funniest things Ive ever seen, and Bush deserved it (of course he was sitting there like a goon) He's so arrogant he probably didnt even realize that they were making fun of him for being a horrible president.

Tom Cruise is such a douche bag.

VIVA LA MEXICO!!!!!!

I know I've been writing a lot about Bush lately but I'm just so fed up with what is going on in this country. Bush and the administration are just corrupt, evil, and crooked men/Women (among other things) when are people going to wake up and realize NONE of them give a shit about anything but themselves. They don't care about this country or its citizens. None of them care about Womens rights, the environment (Reminder: this is the ONLY home we have), or Human Rights. Instead of invading a country that shouldn't of been invaded why didn't we take the money and do something about the Genocide/AIDS problem in Africa?!?! Why didn't we take that money and help the people in THIS country that need help!??! You would think he would pay more attention to the problems that are happening in this country more than he does in another country. Iraq wasn't a threat, Bush Promised 3 things if we went into Iraq- Cheaper gas (HA!), that America would be safer, and that the production of WMD's would stop. None of those have and never will happen. Americans need to wake up and realize he's a fucking criminal.

That's it...I'm getting a bike and learning how to skateboard. This gas situation is bullshit, and of course Bush isnt going to do a thing about it because him and his Oil cronies are laughing allllllllll the way to the bank...

I wonder how the history books are going to portray Bush and his cronies.

WEEKLY RANT: O.K. so I see Ann today and she starts talking to a co-worker of mine about how she had the mumps and how she was out sick for a week. First thing that comes to my mind is "No way, NO ONE gets the mumps these days" then I remembered that her boyfriend is a sick ass who doesn't brush his teeth, wash his hands and walks around barefoot all the time, not to mention he's an alcoholic, AND thinks he knows it all...UGH.

anyway...carry on.

Well, Katie Holmes gave birth to the Anti-Christ yesterday.

Yippie.

Nothing interesting to report today.

except Liz showed up to visit at my work, but she seemed like she didn't really want to talk. :/

HA!! I saw the best thing EVER in the Vons parking lot. Some guy getting busted for drunk driving, he looked drunker than shit. Then in Vons I was talking to my mom about Britney Spears and how incredibly white trash she is and how her baby has a FRACTURED skull and this woman turns around with a christian dove symbol on her hat and goes "oh my Nephew is her husbands friend and thats not true, they say everything is alright with the baby and" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. It's like BULLSHIT, I bet Britney Spears kicked the high chair down.

WHAT....THE....FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?! Jesus H. Christ, when it rains here its like people become HORRIBLE drivers, normally they're just really bad drivers but once a bead of rain hits the pavement they drive like fucking maniacs. Ugh, whatever.

Jake (our lab) has a clean bill of health has to lose a few pounds and get his teeth cleaned but other than that everything is fine.

Went to see Caroline and Jason in Cambria today. Caroline and I were going to go to Hearst Castle but all their tickets were sold out (BOLLOCKS!!!) so we decided to go to the Inn and Caroline got tipsy ( I was being a pussy and got a shirley temple), went around Cambria yelling "PANTIES!!!" and "MICHAEL JACKSON!!" at people which was fucking hilarious. Bought a outfit for my baby sister. Fullfilling day had a good time.

man, our dog Jake has these bumps all over him. New ones keep popping up he goes to the vet on Monday...I hope everything is OK, Plus I hope I get a job at the pet store I applied to. Where I work now is just getting worse and worse.

My dog needs a bath.