One of these days I am going to put my huge "Keep Abortion Legal" sign in my car with a fold-up chair and when I see those pro-life jerkoffs infront of Planned Parenthood with their stupid pamplets saying how abortion is genocide I'm going to park my car, get the sign and chair out and just plant my self on the sidewalk and read a goddamn dictionary to them.

So I'm at a gas station today filling up, put my card in gave them my pin, selected the grade all that stuff then went on with the gas pumping.....no gas is comes out (what the hell?) so I tried hitting the grade button again...still no gas, I finally overhear the gas station worker guy dude bro telling some woman who was trying to get gas as well that when it was rained, water had gotten into the tanks (or something along those lines) so I put the nozzle and gas cap back when all of a sudden I hear someone go "You mother fucking cock sucking whore" who could be spewing such ungodly words infront of an impressionable young woman?? (and if you think it was me you can just go fuck your self)-no no no, it was the old guy on the other side of the pump who was literally raping his car with the nozzle meanwhile his wife is sitting in the front seat looking quite upset with her husbands swearing and being slightly rocked back and forth due to her mans determination to get some freakin' gas!!. I mean usually I'm the one who is gets irrate with inanimate objects ( I once 'curb stomped' a DVD player for not working properly- Its the Czech blood I think...sure as hell ain't the Canadian blood) but anyway, that's way too much typing for me.

Look I've corrected this thing like eight times already if there's any more misspelled words or bad grammar or anything just let it be, I'm tired O.K.

I've been way too busy.

Im getting sick and tired of bicyclists

cookoo ba joob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF3cv-QP3tg

I will NEVER EVER get tired of this.

I never knew I would wind up dancing to "Beat it" at a bar on a Friday night.

I'm seriously considering moving to Canada.

My kitty came home today :)

My cat Bomber is doing better. Turns out he has Autoimmune Thrombocytopenia which in english means that the body has made antibodies that attack the platelets (which means he can just bleed to death)- the below normal count of platelets for cats is 175,000 and Bomber had 10,000. FORTUNATLY he's doing better and hopefully he'll be home on Wenesday.

I am so sick of seeing girls who have little yapper dogs on their laps WHILE DRIVING! I swear to god what is the point?? Do you want to get in a car accident?? Whats worse is seeing them with the damn dog on their lap AND ON THE CELL PHONE!!! If I was a cop I would pull them over and give them a fat ticket for being a MORON.

Oh and my Favorite cat EVER, named Bomber might die. Merry fucking Christmas.

I hate insurance companies.

I have a goddamn hole in my tooth and I need to see the freakin' dentist BUT the BLUE CROSS WEBSITE KEEPS SCREWING UP SO I CANT APPLY!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!

So last night my DVD player stopped working, of course I checked the cords and -even took the DVD player from the living room hooked it up to my tv to make sure it wasn't my tv- anyway, I have a bad temper (especially when it comes to inanimate objects) so what did I do?? I rip the thing out of the wall, throw it across my room and straight up stomp on it like I was curb stomping someone. LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU FRIGGIN' INANIMATE OBJECTS!!

Glenn Danzig (in his prime) V. Henry Rollins (in his prime)

who would win??

YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Trader Joes Chicken Pot Pies V. Marie Callenders Chicken Pot Pies.....

Trader Joes all the way.

http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=1290994&size=L Oh man...

My shoe has a hole in it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071018/sc_livescience/feministshavemorefun

HA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJvY_RftA4I

Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...When will you learn that when you try to insult someone it ALWAYS backfires. Especially when it comes to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert those masterminds are no match for you Bill...douche

So I was watching CNN and that wolf in sheeps clothing Glenn Beck has on this total asshole who was comparing Che Guevara to Hitler...what? excuse me? Che didn't commit mass genocide you fucking tool, and yeah Che might of done some "Immoral" stuff but come on, he was a revolutionary/Guerrilla and a commie and not only was he a commie he was a commie during THE COLD WAR...and if you were a commie during the cold war you were seen as a monster because those dang commies just aren't right. Whatever...idiots, I wish people would read and RESEARCH SHIT BEFORE THEY SPEW CRAP!