You know I was going to type out this whole story about some girl I used to hang out with and how she's just a bitch who is so full of her self and how her sexist-alcoholic-bigot piece of shit boyfriend is also full of him self but, you know screw it. She knows she's an idiot. But making people who are idiots look like idiots (especially infront of people) can be fun.

But then that makes me no better than her....oh well.

Books are useful for the following reason.

I learned that:
Nico (from the Velvet Underground) gave Iggy Pop his first dose of the Clap.

YEEAH!

I love peeling my skin off after being sunburnt.

I saw one of these flying quite low today.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/C-17_4.jpg

Awesomness.

HAHAHA Paris Hilton was sent back to jail...HAHAHA

"Medical problems", "On the verge of a mental breakdown" HA!

This restores SOME...SOME of my confidence in the U.S. courts.

I went to get my passport photos today and man, do I look bug-eyed. Oh well.

75$ to fill up my fucking car. I know, I know...I have no room to complain seeing how I WANTED a V8 Jeep (for some reason..well gas wasn't that expensive when I got it) and I'm just asking to get raped by gas prices but...goddamn. This sucks, I might have to sell mr. V8. We'll see.

The story I am about the tell happened a couple weekends ago when I was at my older brothers house (his name: Jeremy) and my other older brother was there too (name: Casey) and Jeremy just moved down to Santa Barbara but his g.f (Sierra) still lives in SLO and she has a new roommate that has never really met me, Jeremy or Casey. I almost forgot to mention that my brothers had been drinking a lot that night.

New roomie: "my friend mike might come over and show me his new tattoos just to let you know"

Sierra: "OK thats cool"

Jeremy: "Is he black?"

New roomie: "No...." (looks at Sierra for some kind of answer)

Jeremy: "Oh because tattoos don't show up very well on black people."

(Casey and I break into uncontrollable laughter)

New Roomie: (Doesn't know what to say)

Note: This isn't the first time Jeremy has done stuff like this...but I love him for being so witty 24/7.

You know what really gets my panties in a twist about the Democrats? They're so afraid of what the Republicans are going to say about them. They were elected mainly because they oppose the war and could possibly end this bullshit war and what do they do?? Appease Bush. because why?? he might say "bad things" about them, and accuse them of not caring about the troops. Look, everyone wants the troops to come home safely (well just about everyone...) the Democrats and other liberals aren't anti-troops they're agaisnt wars that have no justification like this one. There was NO REASON to go into Iraq, and this whole "They'll come after your children!!" BS is uncalled for. It sounds like Cold war era leaders trying to convince people that all those darn Commies want is the blood of your first born. Its the usual propaganda that Bush and his administration feed the American public and Americans are so stupid that they buy that shit. Here's my two cents (you know, I almost typed 'sense')

Dear Democrats: Get you shit together...please for the good of mankind. Who cares if Bush will call you whatever he'll call you. He's a mindless boob who tried to WIPE bird shit off his suit with his BARE HAND (and he's convinced we didn't evolve from apes?). Don't appease him, the world appeased Hitler and we all know what happened after that. So just, sit down take a deep breath and get stuff done.

Man, they found a dead body at the local lake and it was right by where I walk my dog...Im glad I didn't walk him yesterday :-/ ew.

I was walking to 7-11 earlier today and there's this big planter in the side of the building and in that planter was some homeless guy completely passed out. I looked at him (probably to make sure he was still alive seeing how I'm not to keen on finding some dead guy in the bushes next to 7-11) once I made sure he was breathing I went on my way, and to tell the truth I was looking for a stick to poke him with, but he looked so peaceful there with his mouth open. All those teeth missing...yeah, so peaceful.

Oh boy, I have so much stuff to do in the next two weeks...one of which is getting a freakin' passport because I'm going to OH CANADA! this August. I've been trying to get a Canadian passport (seeing how my father was born in Canada and was a citizen when I was born) for like a month but I can't talk to a real person (I've called both the Canadian Consulate AND Canadian Mission with no results) so I'm just going to get an American one it's not like I'm going anywhere overseas so whatever. I also have to figure out what classes I'm going to take this fall probably History and Poli Sci or an English class or *gasp* Math (screw that).

I also have a decision to make heres the problem:
I work for this 90-year-old woman 3-days a week, and work for my dad (babysitting little siblings) and work for the retirement home the woman lives at. So here's the thing...this old woman is constantly in a bad mood, she gets mad at me if I come in late because I have school stuff or family stuff to take care of and proceedes to make me feel like a lesser being because of it. I understand she's old and she depends on me maybe even trusts me but its like CHRIST! my world doesn't revolve around this woman and theres been many occasions where I almost walked out on her. I also need the extra $200+ I bring in a month from the job. Eh, I'll figure something out...

Jesus Christ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqsrq34qDyk

Does the girl across the street know her panties are showing? They aren't even that cute.

Wisdom teeth feel SOOOOO good when they grow in...

*ouch*

Getting a strong B in my History class AND the final is on monday...hopefully I can pull it up to an A. Oh yeah

I'm not one to wish someone dead but...I am SO GLAD Jerry Falwell is dead.

THANK YOU BABY JESUS!!...

...thank you!

I love it when people make left hand turns when theres a SIGN THAT SAYS NO LEFT HAND TURNS

So my little sister just started to walk and she walks as if ET and Frankenstein meshed together.

I'm so tired of this pro-Paris Hilton shit. Now there's an online petition to be sent to Gov. Schwartzenegger to have her crime pardoned. Is that shit for real? Then on Nancy Grace (eh, someone has to watch it right??) there was some moron with a "FREE PARIS" t-shirt on...free Paris..SHE ISNT EVEN IN JAIL YOU JACKOFF!!! Look, the girl deserves to go to jail, SHE BROKE THE LAW and VIOLATED HER PROBATION that's what happens when you do that... sorry all you Paris fans but that's how the real world works. She called the judges decision "Cruel and unfair" well honey why don't you stop spreading your legs all over the place, stop getting drunk, stop with the lame parties that you attend only to show people your underwear free gash (that isn't even THAT attractive) and stop with the LAME TAG LINES AND GROW THE FUCK UP! Stop being a whinney little runt who pouts and stamps her feet whenever she doesn't get her way. If you didn't want to go to jail then you shouldn't of been driving drunk, speeding and without your head lights on. Like they always say "Can't do the time, then don't do the crime." Ugh If I was the judge I would sentence her to 4 months, and so what it's 45 days...little over a month. Of course I wouldn't want to go to jail for a month but then again...IM NOT ON PROBATION FOR DRIVING DRUNK NOR DO I BREAK THE LAW ON A REGULAR BASIS!!! OK, Im done

I like how its pretty much only MEN who come up with anti-abortion laws.

If they cut off my reproductive rights should I be able to cut off theirs?

Goddamnit...that's what I think about this week.

Yesterday my mom had a doctors appointment in San Francisco and her doctors office is in the Castro district and this was my brothers first time to the Castro and lets just say he was acting a little homophobic shall we say and was going on and on about how if he had known that we were going to the Castro he wouldn't of come...give me a fucking break the Castro is one of the best places in SF. I'm more partial to the East Bay though. It was funny my mom and I made him eat at a place called "The Sausage Factory" AHAHAHAHA...good pizza though.

I swear to god...the next bicyclist I see on their fucking CELL PHONE I'm gonna.....I don't know what I'm going to do, but jesus christ, whats the point of being on the phone while RIDING A BIKE?!?! are you trying to get hit? All these idiots who are on their cell phones during the WORST TIMES (like driving, bicycling, skateboarding, rollerblading...having sex) I really think they're all part of the same Mensa group.

Battle of the yellow journalists!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPuGuaZTx8

I need to start getting more Politically active.

Im getting so sick and tired of this dude that sits behind me in my History class. The guy NEVER shuts up...and in the middle of a lecture ASKS ME IF I WANT SOME FUCKING DORITOS!!!...I also think hes the MF'r that wrote about how they should have prayer in schools.

Im gonna start keeping my "Keep Abortion Legal" sign in my car incase I have to stop and protest pro-lifers.

Was running errands today when I noticed some pro-lifers infront of Planned Parenthood, so naturally I decided to drive by and give them some education. Of course they had those stupid propaganda posters all over the place (you know the ones of the mamed fetuses that they get from christian missionaries who travel to third world countries where abortion is illegal and where they don't have good medical care) so I pull up and ask the WOMAN that was there if she knew the definition of Genocide, she said yes then I asked her what it meant. "Its the systematic killing of the innocent."...well you got the Systematic killing of the innocent part right but for the rest...WRONG, she forgot the most important part of the definition..."Systematic ordered killing of a certain ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS, AND NATIONAL, group. As I told this to the woman (using limited cuss words so she would atleast try to listen to me) she got a scowl on her face and didn't looked to pleased, I then told her to read a fucking dictionary before she goes around throwing words around (like genocide) when she doesn't even know the meaning of the word...I think I also called her a jerkoff...good times.

It was an interesting three days for me...the most interesting thing was when I met up with an old high school buddy. I haven't seen him in over 5 years so it was awkward at first seeing how we used to be extremely close and then all of a sudden we stopped talking (mainly for BS reasons...on my part because I was a big grudge holder back then) I was really happy to see him I was also happy to see that he seemed more comfortable in his skin now then he did in high school. I know we have a lot of catching up to do but I look forward to it. :)

I'm so tired of these cum sucking assholes who like to butt into other peoples lives.

Some guy jumped off a cruise ship because he was drunk...

Jesus Christ.

Me: Kit, why aren't you eating your lunch?

Kit: I have to talk a lot.

(by the way...Kit is my 5 year-old brother.

Ok, so WHY do I hate Peta? well here...

Peta is a terrorist organization that is full of irrational fuckwads. If Peta had its way there would be no Zoos, Horse riding sports, SERVICE ANIMALS, fishing, dog shows, or house pets. The only thing I think they should do away with is the circus but that's because I don't like the circus and they're notorious for abusing animals in crude ways. Peta also supports crazed maniacs like Rodney Coronado who went to various schools to teach KIDS how to make bombs out of milk jugs. Heard enough yet? oh ok. They also had a campaign called "the Holocaust on Your Plate." that's right, PETA compares the way we treat animals to the way the Jews and others were treated during the Holocaust. ARE YOU JOKING ME??? Are these people serious? Peta doesn't give a shit about humans, look...if you don't want to eat meat that's cool just don't shove YOUR views down other peoples throats. Truth is...meat is good sooooo good. Peta is also against animals eating other animals. Like lions eating zebras on the lush plains of the western Sahara. Do they not get that ITS IN THEIR NATURE TO EAT ZEBRAS!!??? Its called BALANCE you fucking morons. IF LIONS WERENT AROUND THEN THERE WOULD BE TOO MANY FUCKING ZEBRAS YOU FUCKS! *deep breath* anyway...Life isn't Disney bullshit where lions, birds and meerkats hang out and sing shitty songs. Then theres the ALF (animal liberation front) THESE WACKOS are as bad as the jerkoffs who blow up "abortion clinics" ARRRRRR. Well Im getting a headache...

My new favorite show- Penn & Teller- Bullshit. Great show. I recommend it HIGHLY.




PS. FUCK PETA.

whats in the news...a woman SOLD HER BABY AS A DOWN PAYMENT ON A CAR..AN AMERICAN CAR!!!!

and....

A Principal was selling METH from his OFFICE in Pennsylvania.

I'm starting to wish I was a deer, bug, butterfly...marmot, instead of a human. What dumb animals we are.

I was the first student to enter the classroom today, and I had to fart so I did...and goddamn, it made the LOUDEST sound on the wooden chairs, naturally I started to laugh out loud then some other students came in while I was still laughing, they probably think Im insane or something. HAHAHAHA (and yes I was alone is the classroom you think I would do that when theres a bunch of people in there?? I am a lady after all.)

I never thought I would be saying this but...Poor Anna Nicole Smith.

The Judge who is on the Anna Nicole Case should be disbarred or removed from the case. What a joke, it seems like he's more interested in becoming the next "Judge Judy" than making a decent decision about this mess. Bleh.

I never knew how much fun it was to throw mud at cars.

I saw a license plate that said "getrdun" today....I hate this town.

My car is being mean.

Happy New Year you little jerks.

I miss my baby sister and little brother. :(

Hippie/Transient: "Hey man can I have a dollar, all I need is a dollar man....one dollar thats all I need. OHH big man on cell phone can't give ONE dollar away."

My brother (who happens to be on the phone w/his girlfriend): "Hold on a second...Fuck off you mother fucker. OK I'm back"

Hippie/Transient: "WHOOOOOOOO fucking faggot!!"
(this is when my two brothers turn around immediately and walk towards the guy in a shall we say "agressive manner" while me and my brothers friend (Laura) from St. Louis laugh at whats happening)

Hippie/transient (he has now lifted up his skateboard in defense): I'll hit you man!! I'll HIT YOU!!!"

My brothers continue to approach the hippie/transient, with no signs of backing down

Hippie/transient(seems afraid of my brothers): "I didn't mean to offend anyone maaaaan!"
We safely make it to my car and drive off, but continue to laugh at the hippie/transient.

My brother Casey drove 31 hours from St. Louis for x-mas (thats right I left the 'christ' out...what are you gonna do about?? HUH!!?!?) to suprise me, my mom and other brother. I have to say, Im really happy/excited that he's here. He also brought a friend of his, shes a nurse (cardio/ICU). Nice though.

I hate Christmas carols...especially when people you don't know come by your house, gestapo knock on your door then expect you to stand there and fucking listen to them sing stupid songs completely out of tune when its windy and freakin' freezing outside (by California standards so lets say....40 degrees outside).

I'm not a grouch or anything, I just don't like stupid stuff like that.

My dad seemed generally concerned about what they found on my ultrasound of my breast. They said then didn't see anything bad, but it was a fibroid (which is basically a benign tumor...I think..) but its weird that my dad cared, I guess he's making an effort to be a good father, which is wonderful.

Had my ultrasound on Monday and nothing was found...yay.

They didn't find anything abnormal about my ultrasound or my pap smear....all thats left:

My Blood work.

My car is finally paid off, got my hair cut today...went to the gynocologist earlier this week, and I get an ultrasound of my tit on monday....


atleast its raining

You know what really chaps my ass? When people can't follow simple instructions.

.....I hate money

My sister (who is 8 months old) is in her spitting stage...great when Im feeding her rice cereal or baby food

I need to wash my sweatshirt.

So, I go to my dads house every sunday and he usually calls my grandmother and I talk to her...well yesterday my little brother (who is 5) wanted to talk to her and what's the first thing he says to her? "Ola Amigo!"..........The woman is 92, and can't hear worth a damn. It was cute and funny. Poor grandma.

I think my brothers girlfriend dislikes me, my mom, and my other brother.

My mom got a letter filled with Bush propaganda the other day...I think I'll post it within the next couple of days. It gave me and my mom a good laugh, going to frame it.

My mom likes to e-mail the white house frequently and today the White House sent her a letter is goes like this :

"Dear Ms. P****
On Behalf of President Bush, thank you for you correspondance about Iraq. We appreciate learning your Views. In Iraq, the US and out coalition partners removed a threat to our security and liberated the Iraqi people from Saddam Hussein's brutal regime. Our nation and the world are more secure because a dangerous tyrant with a history of aggression, of pursuing and using weapons of mass destruction, and of sponsoring terror is no longer in power. Iraqis have made their vision for the future clear. They voted to approve a democratic constitution in October of 2005. Their constitution calls for a federal system of government, protects fundamental freedoms, and lays the foundation for a lasting democracy. On December 15, more than 10 million Iraqis went to the polls for the Iraqi National Assembly Elections and chose the leaders of their new government. As Iraq moves forward in the democratic process, the US and out coalition partners are working with the Iraqi people to help establish the stability and security that democracy requires. Our troops remain on the offensive agaisnt terrorists and continue to train Iraqi forces to take the fight to the enemy. More Iraqi battalions are fighting terrorists, and they are gaining new capabilities and confidence every day. As the Iraqi forces stand up, our forces will stand down. And when the mission is complete, our troops will return home with the honor the have earned. The victory of freedom in Iraq with strengthen a new ally in the war on terror and help chart a new course for the entire middle east. We express our gratitude to the men and women of our Armed Forces who are serving freedom's cause with the courage of distinction in Iraq and in the other posts around the world. Their service in defense of our founding ideals makes our country safer, and the President is proud to be their Commander in Chief. We also care grateful to their families for the unwavering support and sacrifice. For more information about the National Strategy for Victory in Iraq, you may wish to visit the White House website at whitehouse.gov/infocus/iraq. As the President has said, our children and grandchildren will be safer and more secure because we stood firm in this important fight. Thank you again for writing, and best wishes.
Sincerely, Darren K. Hipp, Special Assistant to the President, and Director of the Presidential Correspondance. "

Biggest piece of propaghanda Ive ever read....it makes me want to kill my self.

Now since school shootings have started to happen again some people think that teachers should be armed with guns.....GREAT!!! now whats going to deter a mentally unstable teacher (they are out there people...wake up) from threatening to or blowing some unruly students head off? What about the teachers who stalk or molest their students??

Of course a Republican thought this one up...figures.

*wrestler voice*

WHEN WINTER LEE WENT OVER TO HER DADS HOUSE TODAY SHE HAD TO CHANGE A STINKY DIAPER FULL OF POO!!!....how 'bout you?

I think I have CFS (chronic fatigue syndrome)



I was so tired this morning that while trying to put my jeans on I put my left leg into my right pant leg and fell. I hate waking up at 6 AM, but I'll get used to it....I suppose.

Tehran (Iran) is a big fucking city.

There has been atleast 10 stingrays found killed and mutilated with their barbs missing in Australia....what really pisses me off is how stupid the human thought process can be, so here it is for all you idiots who think WILD ANIMALS KILL HUMANS FOR SPORT....THEY'RE WILD ANIMALS!!! THEY DON'T LOOK AT A HUMAN AND GO "GEE I'M GOING TO KILL THIS HUMAN BECAUSE I CAN!" THEY DONT THINK LIKE HUMANS!!! SO KILLING THEM ISN'T GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON!!!!......


jackasses.

Dear Mr. Bush,

So here it is again....the day you've been waiting for Sept. 11th. For you a day of spewing retoric, trying to prey on human fear, and making sure you use the families and their losses to benefit your party and you...shamelessly and selfishly. You say "honor the victims of September 11th" when its really you trying to manipulate the american people....as well as the world to support you and your bullshit "war agaisnt terrorism".

*raises glass of cheap wine* Well heres to you shit face....

Fuck you, I hope you get kicked in the balls by some old lady whose child died in one (theres two wars don't forget now!) of the bullshit wars you started. Godbless America.

Steve "the crocodile hunter" Irwin got killed by a stingray. shit happens....

goddamn...well I start babysitting my baby sister on tuesday...BRIGHT AND EARLY!!!

I hate irresponsible pet owners.

Remember those "jelly" shoes? They still make them....ew

well Israel has......well I dunno how much longer but, they have a couple hours atleast to kill as many people as possible before the 'ceasefire' happens.

THE JOB SEARCH CONTINUES!!!!

Jesus, Ive been ignoring this.....sorry. I'll try and find something interesting to tell you about later.

This whole thing between Israel and Lebanon is getting worse. Now the US is sending missiles to the Israelis. Which basically means the US wants to get involved, but since ALL OF OUR TROOPS ARE IN SOME OTHER COUNTRY FIGHTING A WAR THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN STARTED we just support Israel because we have to get those dang terrorists. such bullshit.

Why was this started?? oh yeah because 2...only TWO Israeli soldiers were kidnapped, so WWIII gets started. Awesome. But then again....other wars have been started for bullshit reasons..BUT theres always deep deep root causes for wars. (althought with Iraq there was no reason to go in there.) blah, Im done for today.

I cant believe people actually voted for Bush...It really baffles me. Seriously. Mindblowing.

fucking Israel.

My mom just told me some drunk tried to break into our house last night...Thank God for our dog Jake, first he walked along our side yard, then he tried to open our front door. Maybe I should start sleeping with a knife under my bed.

Ive realized something...I ACTUALLY look forward to spending time with my family. My brother Casey is coming to visit and Im really excited, but whats really odd and I havent felt this way in years is, I look forward to seeing my dad, stepmom and younger siblings, I look forward to talking with them, playing outside with my little brother, laughing with them. Its a good feeling.

I'm against the war and everything, and I kinda understand where Cindy Sheehan is coming from, but I'm really really REALLY getting tired of her. It's more then just protesting, shes just a whinner now enough is enough.

They should make a law where if you want to have children you must to go through classes and obtain a license. Too many idiots are having kids these days.

Ann needs to learn some manners. Rude little girl, ruuuuuude.

shit....almost forgot about this thing...

Well "the rapture" didn't happen on Tuesday.

My mom was telling me a funny story about when we used to live next door to a daycare that me and my brothers went to. I guess one day while my mother was talking to Mary (the woman who runs the daycare) another woman who lived on the same street came in crying and was getting rather hysterical, Mary asks her whats wrong and the woman goes "My house is a mess, and I have too much laundry and I have no time to get ready if the rapture comes!!!!"

Allergies suck.

Well I've decided to take a summer class that Cal Poly is offering that's an on-line math class. I don't know if I'm going to get Cal Poly credits but it's something to keep me busy during the summer and I'm getting sick and tired(literally) of being lazy and not doing anything to help my self get out of this rut I've been stuck in since I was 17(I also don't want to fall behind my friends who have their shit together...the ones I have left that is) hopefully I'll have more faith in my self when it comes to math when I return to Cuesta in the Fall.

Man, today I was sitting on the couch with my mom and the house across is/was for sale. For the past month or so this guy has been coming to the house around noon every week and its the same story- He drives up, goes in the house, gets undressed, wraps a towel around his waist and sunbathes on the porch. But the last couple of times he's been at the house I've noticed that he has nothing on under the towel. Today as I was sitting on my couch I noticed he wasn't sunbathing. He was sitting indian style and rubbing his nuts!!! I was like "what the HELL IS THE GUY DOING!?!?!?!" It was sick. I don't want to see some old guy sitting on a porch fondling himself. Here's the other creepy part about the whole thing, the female college students that live next door were outside in their bathing suits (which is what he was probably jerking off to) it was sick. If it happens again I'm going to call the police, theres not excuse for that. Sickos.

Im happy its raining today, the 70+ degree weather we were having was starting to put a cramp in my style.

http://gmanisnotpleased.ytmnd.com/


I just think this is really funny for some reason.

Looking for a new job is harder than I thought :(

Just saw the video of Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents' dinner "mocking" Bush. All I have to say is, its one of the funniest things Ive ever seen, and Bush deserved it (of course he was sitting there like a goon) He's so arrogant he probably didnt even realize that they were making fun of him for being a horrible president.

Tom Cruise is such a douche bag.

VIVA LA MEXICO!!!!!!

I know I've been writing a lot about Bush lately but I'm just so fed up with what is going on in this country. Bush and the administration are just corrupt, evil, and crooked men/Women (among other things) when are people going to wake up and realize NONE of them give a shit about anything but themselves. They don't care about this country or its citizens. None of them care about Womens rights, the environment (Reminder: this is the ONLY home we have), or Human Rights. Instead of invading a country that shouldn't of been invaded why didn't we take the money and do something about the Genocide/AIDS problem in Africa?!?! Why didn't we take that money and help the people in THIS country that need help!??! You would think he would pay more attention to the problems that are happening in this country more than he does in another country. Iraq wasn't a threat, Bush Promised 3 things if we went into Iraq- Cheaper gas (HA!), that America would be safer, and that the production of WMD's would stop. None of those have and never will happen. Americans need to wake up and realize he's a fucking criminal.

That's it...I'm getting a bike and learning how to skateboard. This gas situation is bullshit, and of course Bush isnt going to do a thing about it because him and his Oil cronies are laughing allllllllll the way to the bank...

I wonder how the history books are going to portray Bush and his cronies.

WEEKLY RANT: O.K. so I see Ann today and she starts talking to a co-worker of mine about how she had the mumps and how she was out sick for a week. First thing that comes to my mind is "No way, NO ONE gets the mumps these days" then I remembered that her boyfriend is a sick ass who doesn't brush his teeth, wash his hands and walks around barefoot all the time, not to mention he's an alcoholic, AND thinks he knows it all...UGH.

anyway...carry on.

Well, Katie Holmes gave birth to the Anti-Christ yesterday.

Yippie.

Nothing interesting to report today.

except Liz showed up to visit at my work, but she seemed like she didn't really want to talk. :/

HA!! I saw the best thing EVER in the Vons parking lot. Some guy getting busted for drunk driving, he looked drunker than shit. Then in Vons I was talking to my mom about Britney Spears and how incredibly white trash she is and how her baby has a FRACTURED skull and this woman turns around with a christian dove symbol on her hat and goes "oh my Nephew is her husbands friend and thats not true, they say everything is alright with the baby and" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. It's like BULLSHIT, I bet Britney Spears kicked the high chair down.

WHAT....THE....FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?! Jesus H. Christ, when it rains here its like people become HORRIBLE drivers, normally they're just really bad drivers but once a bead of rain hits the pavement they drive like fucking maniacs. Ugh, whatever.

Jake (our lab) has a clean bill of health has to lose a few pounds and get his teeth cleaned but other than that everything is fine.

Went to see Caroline and Jason in Cambria today. Caroline and I were going to go to Hearst Castle but all their tickets were sold out (BOLLOCKS!!!) so we decided to go to the Inn and Caroline got tipsy ( I was being a pussy and got a shirley temple), went around Cambria yelling "PANTIES!!!" and "MICHAEL JACKSON!!" at people which was fucking hilarious. Bought a outfit for my baby sister. Fullfilling day had a good time.

man, our dog Jake has these bumps all over him. New ones keep popping up he goes to the vet on Monday...I hope everything is OK, Plus I hope I get a job at the pet store I applied to. Where I work now is just getting worse and worse.

My dog needs a bath.