Wednesday, August 27, 2008

So, the DNC is happening and I hope Hillary's speech put a bug in the ears of those who are so angry over her losing the primaries that they said they would vote for McCain. I mean come on!! imagine being so disgruntled that you are willing to fuck the entire country AGAIN because YOU didn't get your way. Plus, like I keep saying Michigan and Florida were warned by the Democratic Party...move up your primaries and your votes wouldn't count. They have no room or right to bitch, they should be upset with their states....not Obama or the Democratic Party. Idiots. This is part of the reason why the Democrats keep losing elections.

Monday, August 18, 2008

This is for all the people who voted for Bush...

GEE, THANKS!!!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I think the hummingbirds are mad at me because I haven't refilled their feeder in a week. But I have a cold so they're going to have to wait.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

So, I've been hankering to go to Europe right? Well, my mom was actually talking about going there w/ my brothers since we have a family friend that lives in Holland (HE'S A MAGICIAN!!) and since my mom has some $$$ from her fathers estate, it looks like I won't have to wait too long to get my buns on an aircraft...take some Ativan, pass out, and go play tourist.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

I want to go to Europe. Maybe I can ask my parents to send me there when I graduate or something. HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Actually, it's not funny. I really do want to go.


OH and I want a tattoo of Doktor Schnabel Von Rom.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

OH MAN...I got an awesome haircut today, feels nice to have short hair during the summer. Easy to manage/style.

I need to change shampoo/conditioner though. Biolage isn't cutting it anymore.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

RANT TIME FOR WINTER LEE

I don't even laugh anymore when I see Bush say something stupid on the tele. This whole offshore drilling BS is getting to me. Don't people understand that even if states approve drilling that we won't get the gas right away??? It takes YEARS..why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET VOTES, HAVE THE MAKE PLANS ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO PUT THE MONSTERS AND THEN YOU HAVE TO BUILD THE SOBS THEN YOU HAVE TO BUILD PIPELINES AND THEN MAKE REFINERIES THEN YOU HAVE TO REFINE THE OIL AND ITS NOT EVEN THAT MUCH!!!!!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH! And WHY DESTROY ENTIRE ECOSYSTEMS JUST SO WE CAN HAVE IT A LITTLE EASIER?!?!?!

OH! and don't even get me started on Dr. Evil (aka John McCain) that bastard needs to just f-off.

Thank you...have a nice day.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

I think I'm going to get an iphone. Hopefully sooner...then later since now they're $200 instead of $500...sounds good to me!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

So, the UEFA Euro 2008 Tournament ended today with Spain beating Germany 1-0 in the final, so I'm not that bummed about it.

one more thing...Fernando Torres = eye candy.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Correction:

It wasn't 102 degrees yesterday...its was one hundred and fucking ten degrees....

Friday, June 20, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

So the Czech Republic is out of Euro 2008 because of Turkey...wait...Turkey?? they have a football team? ugh. I was very upset by this as you can imagine because not only does the Czech Republic have some of the best footballers in the world (although their captain Tomas Rosicky was out due to a torn hamstring) they have the best goal keeper Petr Cech and they lost to fucking Turkey?? Its like the World Cup all over again when they lost to fucking Ghana 0-2. They didn't lost that badly though (final score 2-3 Turkey) The Turks put a lot of pressure on the goal. Oh well, I guess now I have to pick a new team to go for...lets go with either Croatia or Holland (who are both doing quite well).

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

OH MAN, I can hardly contain myself...its soccer season, international soccer season to be exact. My team (Czech Republic) plays Portugal tomorrow. Russia let me down though, Spain beat them (4-1) BUT Sweden made me happy by beating Greece (2-0)... Of course I want the Czech Repub. to win Euro 2008 But I also support the following teams:

Group A- Ceska Republika, UND ...oh I'll just go with Switzerland
Group B- Deutschland UND Polska
Group C- Nederlanden UND Romania
Group D- Sverige UND Rossiyskaya (...I guess..)

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

I love Fjords.


OBAMA WON THE NOMINATION WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! I can finally get a Obama bumper sticker...now all he has to do is defeat Dr. Evil in November.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

RANT TIME FOR WINTER LEE

OK. Here is what's been happening on the WL home front. My grandmother died on Thursday the DAY BEFORE my dad left to go to Toronto did he call me OR my brothers? NOPE. I found out this MORNING that she died and naturally I called my stepmother to ask when my dad was coming home etc etc. Did she pick up the phone and call? NOPE! So I'm rather upset with certain members of my family right now.

I would now like to steer my rant towards politics (don't I always??) everyone knows that Florida/Michigan's Democratic primary votes didn't count BECAUSE THEY BROKE PARTY RULES BY PUSHING UP THEIR PRIMARIES AND WERE WARNED THAT IF THEY DID MOVE THEIR PRIMARIES THEIR VOTES WOULDN'T COUNT. Now, yesterday the dnc had a hearing to see if MI and FL should be allowed to be represented at the convention, if votes/delegates should be counted...and guess who were the ones who pushed this...Clinton supporters...SHOCKING. I agree that the voters shouldn't be punished and all that but ITS THEIR OWN STATES THEY SHOULD BE UPSET WITH BECAUSE THEY BROKE THE RULES AND EVERYONE HAS TO PAY....unfortunately. Now Clinton supporters are threatening to vote for McCain (that's smart...yes, lets get another out-of-touch-war-monger president in office!!) Democrats should be UNITING against McCain and pointing out how out of touch the guy is, not bitching because THEIR nominee isn't winning. Buncha sore losers. Now they're planning on to the convention so....its just a mess, and I hope people realize that WE CANNOT AFFORD ANOTHER REPUBLICAN president. ugh.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

So...My grandmother (only grandparent I have left) is on her death bed. My dad is flying to Toronto (yeah, that's right..he's a Canadian...what are you gonna do about it???) to be with her. But I was really disgruntled with his attitude this morning when went there, it was more of a "Why is my mother such a pain in the ass" attitude rather than having a "wow, I should really go be with my mom while she's dying" one, Also he was still wondering if he should EVEN go to Toronto...Jesus man. Even though I'm not really close to her I wish I could be there seeing how I'll probably be the only one who even shows the slightest amount of compassion.

Friday, May 16, 2008

I hope when Bush leaves office they start proceedings to bring him and all his little cronies up on War crimes. Oh, I'm sorry...I was being radical again.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Edwards endorsing Obama, Same-sex Marriages legal in CA...yay for politics!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Thursday, May 08, 2008

I wish Carls Jr. would stop making such stupid commercials.

....and horrible food.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

I've decided I want to become a professor and teach Holocaust and Genocide Studies.



OH and I just found out they're making "Where the Wild Things Are" into a movie. YAY.

http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/55881/where-the-wild-things-are/images/where-the-wild-things-are-20071212023714152.html

Friday, May 02, 2008

I'm so OVER buying the complete shit that they sell at Victorias Secret.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

I like sparrows...they look like little jets when they fly.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

So, yesterday me and my mom took the train down to Camarillo to pick-up my new car. I am so happy I finally got a Honda, the thing is awesome, it get like 22-24 mpg (when my Jeep got 13 and seeing how gas is $4 + a gallon...its a damn good thing I sold it...hell Im suprised I sold it) anyway I'm going to have to get used to it because, well...its not an suv and I'm so used to driving big cars. I have to admit though I am and do miss my Jeep, but I'll get over it.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

I'm going to start carrying around a journal with me.

Monday, April 14, 2008

I am so irked about what happened at work today I have to talk about it. So, I'm cleaning up/putting everything away and getting ready to leave, while I'm in the walk-in putting the milk away I hear people yelling, of course I thought nothing of it thinking it was just people making sure someone heard them. I leave the walk-in and realize the assiatant cook (who we'll call Mr. J) and a co-worker of mine (who we'll call Ms. L) are bitching at each other because Mr. J put all the food away before Ms. L could get some. First off let me tell you its common knowledge that at 5:30 the steam line is broken down and all the food pans are brought into the kitchen so the staff can get their meals, but Ms. L lolly-gagged and didn't get her food in time so now she is all in a tissy because of it, and instead of talking to each other like human beings they both just start yelling at each other. At this point I'm ready to leave and getting angry because its been going on for 10 minutes and neither one of them have tried to defuse the situation like adults. THEN Ms. L's boyfriend who also works where I work (I'll call him Mr. R) comes in with his chest puffed out arms out and he didn't have any fists but I could tell from his body language that he was willing to make a fist. ANYWAY while Mr. J is in the bathroom getting dressed into street clothes Mr. R comes in and goes "I'M GOING TO KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT, NO BODY DISRESPECTS YOU BABY!! NO ONE!!"...that was my que to clock out and go. I felt like telling Mr. R that this isnt a white trash bar and to chill out but I didn't want to escalate the situation so I left. I'm probably going to get a phone call tomorrow from my boss wanting to know what happened. Fucking people.

Friday, April 11, 2008

So I've been watching the news lately...ahh who am I kidding I watch it all the time...ANYWAY, I've been noticing a lot of teenagers (and even little kids) that are so intent on beating up each other, and their teachers for stupid reasons. I don't want to sound like an old lady or anything but Jesus Christ, first off theres a video that came out this week of some cheerleaders who basically kidnapped and beat up another girl because she "ran her mouth" about the others on myspace, the girl who got beaten up now can't see out of one eye, hear out of one ear, concussion and apparently got knocked out because of what she typed on her myspace account. Now I how teenage girls (I was one ONCE after all.) and I'm sure that whatever the girl typed on her account didn't warrent the beating she got. (she probably called one of the girls a whore or slut or liar or something...christ if you even make out with a guy in Junior/High school then every other girl calls you a slut...thats what girls do!) uh....someone should put clearasil on teenagers and shrink them all up.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Now, as much as I don't think the olympics should be political, I wonder...what the hell was the Olympic Committee thinking when they chose Beijing to host the summer olympics?! If they don't want it to be political THEN WHY DID THEY CHOOSE A CITY IN A COUNTRY THAT IS NOTORIOUS FOR HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS!!! Much less its a goddamn communist country. The other contenders that put in bids for the Olympics- Paris, Toronto (yay), Istanbul, and Osaka AND THEY PICK BEIJING!!! Christ and 8 months or so before they olympics China decides to massacre and kidnap monks? (not to mention their involvement in the Darfur genocide) Way to go China,

OH P.S.-I swear Bush is the best president China has ever had.

Monday, April 07, 2008

So I just sent my resuuuuuuume to a vets office since they're looking for someone to give the animals their medications on weekends (as well as holidays) and work the office on Sat 9-12 in the mornings AND sub for anyone who is sick or on vacay. Anyway I hope I get the job, I think it would be fun (not to mention they start you off at 12$ and hour-YAY) I like animals and I like spending time with them, Plus if I even moved out of town (which I hope to do when I get into a 4-year university) I have the experience.

Plus I got a bike for my birthday and goddamn...Im WAY out of shape...

Saturday, April 05, 2008

"Better Off Dead" is one of the best movies to come out of the 1980's.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Friday, March 28, 2008

Thursday, March 20, 2008

I have a message for assholes:

STOP IT, Life if WAY to short for you to be an asshole just to be an asshole and life can't be that bad. So what someone screwed you over years or months ago that doesn't give you the right to give everyone a hard time because you have a vendetta against whoever talks to you or asks you a simple question. So JUST QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

OHMYGODIMGETTINGANEWCARITSSOAWESOMEITSAHONDASOITDOESNTGUZZLE
GASOHMYGODICANSAVEMONEYANDACTUALLYDRIVEPLACESANDVISITPEOPLE!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

So I was driving downtown and saw this wimpy looking guy with a Leon Trotsky mustache and head phones on while he was straight up playing air guitar and man...he was serious about it. I totally lost it when he started doing that AC/DC hopping on one foot thing. The best things in life ARE free!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Alright, I know I've been giving John McCain a hard time lately but the guy asks for it in my opinion. Case and point....He is worried that terrorists in Iraq are going to have an impact on the US election in November, huh? No what's going to have an impact on the election is the WAR in Iraq, that people are losing their homes, the economy is shit (but our glorious leader INSISTS that we are NOT in a recession) people can't afford health care, the American public is getting lied to CONSTANTLY, Americans are tired of flat out INCOMPETENCE and the list goes on and on...Not to mention that US involvement in Iraq CAUSED terrorists to come into Iraq. I'm so sick and just drained by the government pulling this fear factor shit. "Oh if we don't have a republican in office then terrorists are going to kill us all and the country is going to fall apart!!!!" The country is already falling apart and has been falling apart no thanks to self-serving egotistical money and oil craving bags of puss.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

I wonder if anyone else has noticed that John McCain resembles Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Saturday, March 08, 2008

I find my self getting rather angry when I see a "Bush Cheney 2004" on a car. Maybe its the recession talking, or maybe the flat out incompetence that has been going with our government (and that goes for the Dems too...and you thought I was going to let them off the hook) I'm tired of Obama and Clinton bickering about stupid shit when they should be working together to question McCains motives....maybe I should run for something.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

So McCain got the GOP nomination. So now it's down to Obama and Clinton, and let me tell you I REALLY hope Obama gets the nomination. As much as I would just LOVE to see a woman president I dont want it to be her. Anyway, McCain might lose the election anyway (hopefully) because he's all for being in Iraq for what? 100 freakin' years, which doesn't sit well with over 90% of the American public...Also Republicans are starting to jump ship because of the war (uhhh may it be the 12 BILLION DOLLARS A MONTH THAT GOES TO THE WAR?!?!?! and yet the soldiers still don't have all the equipment they need? As well as people who are STARVING and can't afford health care in this country-among other things) they probably don't like paying 4$ for a gallon of gas either while Bush is on TV going "Well I didn't know it was getting that high." What a dope. I'm getting so fed up with this crap....But atleast Huckabee can piss off now. Thank Allah.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Thursday, February 28, 2008

One of these days I am going to put my huge "Keep Abortion Legal" sign in my car with a fold-up chair and when I see those pro-life jerkoffs infront of Planned Parenthood with their stupid pamplets saying how abortion is genocide I'm going to park my car, get the sign and chair out and just plant my self on the sidewalk and read a goddamn dictionary to them.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

So I'm at a gas station today filling up, put my card in gave them my pin, selected the grade all that stuff then went on with the gas pumping.....no gas is comes out (what the hell?) so I tried hitting the grade button again...still no gas, I finally overhear the gas station worker guy dude bro telling some woman who was trying to get gas as well that when it was rained, water had gotten into the tanks (or something along those lines) so I put the nozzle and gas cap back when all of a sudden I hear someone go "You mother fucking cock sucking whore" who could be spewing such ungodly words infront of an impressionable young woman?? (and if you think it was me you can just go fuck your self)-no no no, it was the old guy on the other side of the pump who was literally raping his car with the nozzle meanwhile his wife is sitting in the front seat looking quite upset with her husbands swearing and being slightly rocked back and forth due to her mans determination to get some freakin' gas!!. I mean usually I'm the one who is gets irrate with inanimate objects ( I once 'curb stomped' a DVD player for not working properly- Its the Czech blood I think...sure as hell ain't the Canadian blood) but anyway, that's way too much typing for me.

Look I've corrected this thing like eight times already if there's any more misspelled words or bad grammar or anything just let it be, I'm tired O.K.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Sunday, January 27, 2008

I never knew I would wind up dancing to "Beat it" at a bar on a Friday night.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Monday, December 24, 2007

My cat Bomber is doing better. Turns out he has Autoimmune Thrombocytopenia which in english means that the body has made antibodies that attack the platelets (which means he can just bleed to death)- the below normal count of platelets for cats is 175,000 and Bomber had 10,000. FORTUNATLY he's doing better and hopefully he'll be home on Wenesday.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

I am so sick of seeing girls who have little yapper dogs on their laps WHILE DRIVING! I swear to god what is the point?? Do you want to get in a car accident?? Whats worse is seeing them with the damn dog on their lap AND ON THE CELL PHONE!!! If I was a cop I would pull them over and give them a fat ticket for being a MORON.

Oh and my Favorite cat EVER, named Bomber might die. Merry fucking Christmas.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I hate insurance companies.

I have a goddamn hole in my tooth and I need to see the freakin' dentist BUT the BLUE CROSS WEBSITE KEEPS SCREWING UP SO I CANT APPLY!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

So last night my DVD player stopped working, of course I checked the cords and -even took the DVD player from the living room hooked it up to my tv to make sure it wasn't my tv- anyway, I have a bad temper (especially when it comes to inanimate objects) so what did I do?? I rip the thing out of the wall, throw it across my room and straight up stomp on it like I was curb stomping someone. LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU FRIGGIN' INANIMATE OBJECTS!!

Friday, December 07, 2007

Glenn Danzig (in his prime) V. Henry Rollins (in his prime)

who would win??

YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Trader Joes Chicken Pot Pies V. Marie Callenders Chicken Pot Pies.....

Trader Joes all the way.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJvY_RftA4I

Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...When will you learn that when you try to insult someone it ALWAYS backfires. Especially when it comes to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert those masterminds are no match for you Bill...douche

Thursday, October 11, 2007

So I was watching CNN and that wolf in sheeps clothing Glenn Beck has on this total asshole who was comparing Che Guevara to Hitler...what? excuse me? Che didn't commit mass genocide you fucking tool, and yeah Che might of done some "Immoral" stuff but come on, he was a revolutionary/Guerrilla and a commie and not only was he a commie he was a commie during THE COLD WAR...and if you were a commie during the cold war you were seen as a monster because those dang commies just aren't right. Whatever...idiots, I wish people would read and RESEARCH SHIT BEFORE THEY SPEW CRAP!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

So, I was surprised to see that Jerry Springer is still on TV and I wasn't doing anything important and I started to watch it. Oh my god...what the hell is the matter with people?? These two women were fighting over some guy who wants to be a chef or some shit and the girl he was cheating with comes out with a bikini on with meat taped all over her. The girlfriend and the mistress automatically start fighting with each other in good ol' Springer fashion. Eventually the guy comes out and his girlfriend starts to wail on the guy...he looked like kind of a wuss anyway, but where does the guy work to improve his culinary skills?? McDonalds.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Sunday, September 09, 2007

2007 Rugby World Cup = Manizing (like Womanizing) time for me.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Had some thunder and lightning stroms last night...cool stuff, got a little rain too which is awesome because we needed it.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Japan and now Peru have had really bad earthquakes which means....the continental plates are moving AND that means.....


We are ALL going to die.

Friday, July 27, 2007

You know whats funny? When you walk into work and you hear the Guatemalan assistant cook talking to the Russian dishwasher in Spanish and the Russian dishwasher talking back to the Guatemalan assistant cook in Russian. Eh, it seemed like they could understand each other.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

More and more people keep telling me that I should become a politician. what?

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Which sport is better....Football OR Soccer?


hint: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

You know, I was watching TV last night and you know those commercials that go on and on about how you shouldn't smoke weed and how you have to be above the influence and blah blah blah blah blah....well, I was thinking to my self, why are they so concerned about pot when meth is 1000 times more addictive and destructive? I don't see any commercials about meth. Its like what the hell?? See to me weed isnt as much as of a problem in society as meth is, I would much rather have my kid smoke weed then get all hopped up on crystal meth. How many stoners do YOU know that get high and go "wow man, I'm going to go rob a bank and then knock my girlfriends teeth out!!" no...pot smokers sit on their ass and talk about how can they make the world a better place and pig out on pringles. People need to get the priorities straight, WEED is nothing compared to the dark world that is meth.

Fucking TV.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

You know I was going to type out this whole story about some girl I used to hang out with and how she's just a bitch who is so full of her self and how her sexist-alcoholic-bigot piece of shit boyfriend is also full of him self but, you know screw it. She knows she's an idiot. But making people who are idiots look like idiots (especially infront of people) can be fun.

But then that makes me no better than her....oh well.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Books are useful for the following reason.

I learned that:
Nico (from the Velvet Underground) gave Iggy Pop his first dose of the Clap.

YEEAH!

Friday, June 15, 2007

Friday, June 08, 2007

HAHAHA Paris Hilton was sent back to jail...HAHAHA

"Medical problems", "On the verge of a mental breakdown" HA!

This restores SOME...SOME of my confidence in the U.S. courts.

Monday, June 04, 2007

I went to get my passport photos today and man, do I look bug-eyed. Oh well.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

75$ to fill up my fucking car. I know, I know...I have no room to complain seeing how I WANTED a V8 Jeep (for some reason..well gas wasn't that expensive when I got it) and I'm just asking to get raped by gas prices but...goddamn. This sucks, I might have to sell mr. V8. We'll see.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The story I am about the tell happened a couple weekends ago when I was at my older brothers house (his name: Jeremy) and my other older brother was there too (name: Casey) and Jeremy just moved down to Santa Barbara but his g.f (Sierra) still lives in SLO and she has a new roommate that has never really met me, Jeremy or Casey. I almost forgot to mention that my brothers had been drinking a lot that night.

New roomie: "my friend mike might come over and show me his new tattoos just to let you know"

Sierra: "OK thats cool"

Jeremy: "Is he black?"

New roomie: "No...." (looks at Sierra for some kind of answer)

Jeremy: "Oh because tattoos don't show up very well on black people."

(Casey and I break into uncontrollable laughter)

New Roomie: (Doesn't know what to say)

Note: This isn't the first time Jeremy has done stuff like this...but I love him for being so witty 24/7.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

You know what really gets my panties in a twist about the Democrats? They're so afraid of what the Republicans are going to say about them. They were elected mainly because they oppose the war and could possibly end this bullshit war and what do they do?? Appease Bush. because why?? he might say "bad things" about them, and accuse them of not caring about the troops. Look, everyone wants the troops to come home safely (well just about everyone...) the Democrats and other liberals aren't anti-troops they're agaisnt wars that have no justification like this one. There was NO REASON to go into Iraq, and this whole "They'll come after your children!!" BS is uncalled for. It sounds like Cold war era leaders trying to convince people that all those darn Commies want is the blood of your first born. Its the usual propaganda that Bush and his administration feed the American public and Americans are so stupid that they buy that shit. Here's my two cents (you know, I almost typed 'sense')

Dear Democrats: Get you shit together...please for the good of mankind. Who cares if Bush will call you whatever he'll call you. He's a mindless boob who tried to WIPE bird shit off his suit with his BARE HAND (and he's convinced we didn't evolve from apes?). Don't appease him, the world appeased Hitler and we all know what happened after that. So just, sit down take a deep breath and get stuff done.

Man, they found a dead body at the local lake and it was right by where I walk my dog...Im glad I didn't walk him yesterday :-/ ew.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

I was walking to 7-11 earlier today and there's this big planter in the side of the building and in that planter was some homeless guy completely passed out. I looked at him (probably to make sure he was still alive seeing how I'm not to keen on finding some dead guy in the bushes next to 7-11) once I made sure he was breathing I went on my way, and to tell the truth I was looking for a stick to poke him with, but he looked so peaceful there with his mouth open. All those teeth missing...yeah, so peaceful.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Oh boy, I have so much stuff to do in the next two weeks...one of which is getting a freakin' passport because I'm going to OH CANADA! this August. I've been trying to get a Canadian passport (seeing how my father was born in Canada and was a citizen when I was born) for like a month but I can't talk to a real person (I've called both the Canadian Consulate AND Canadian Mission with no results) so I'm just going to get an American one it's not like I'm going anywhere overseas so whatever. I also have to figure out what classes I'm going to take this fall probably History and Poli Sci or an English class or *gasp* Math (screw that).

I also have a decision to make heres the problem:
I work for this 90-year-old woman 3-days a week, and work for my dad (babysitting little siblings) and work for the retirement home the woman lives at. So here's the thing...this old woman is constantly in a bad mood, she gets mad at me if I come in late because I have school stuff or family stuff to take care of and proceedes to make me feel like a lesser being because of it. I understand she's old and she depends on me maybe even trusts me but its like CHRIST! my world doesn't revolve around this woman and theres been many occasions where I almost walked out on her. I also need the extra $200+ I bring in a month from the job. Eh, I'll figure something out...

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Does the girl across the street know her panties are showing? They aren't even that cute.

Wisdom teeth feel SOOOOO good when they grow in...

*ouch*

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Getting a strong B in my History class AND the final is on monday...hopefully I can pull it up to an A. Oh yeah

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I'm not one to wish someone dead but...I am SO GLAD Jerry Falwell is dead.

THANK YOU BABY JESUS!!...

...thank you!

Friday, May 11, 2007

I love it when people make left hand turns when theres a SIGN THAT SAYS NO LEFT HAND TURNS

Thursday, May 10, 2007

So my little sister just started to walk and she walks as if ET and Frankenstein meshed together.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

I'm so tired of this pro-Paris Hilton shit. Now there's an online petition to be sent to Gov. Schwartzenegger to have her crime pardoned. Is that shit for real? Then on Nancy Grace (eh, someone has to watch it right??) there was some moron with a "FREE PARIS" t-shirt on...free Paris..SHE ISNT EVEN IN JAIL YOU JACKOFF!!! Look, the girl deserves to go to jail, SHE BROKE THE LAW and VIOLATED HER PROBATION that's what happens when you do that... sorry all you Paris fans but that's how the real world works. She called the judges decision "Cruel and unfair" well honey why don't you stop spreading your legs all over the place, stop getting drunk, stop with the lame parties that you attend only to show people your underwear free gash (that isn't even THAT attractive) and stop with the LAME TAG LINES AND GROW THE FUCK UP! Stop being a whinney little runt who pouts and stamps her feet whenever she doesn't get her way. If you didn't want to go to jail then you shouldn't of been driving drunk, speeding and without your head lights on. Like they always say "Can't do the time, then don't do the crime." Ugh If I was the judge I would sentence her to 4 months, and so what it's 45 days...little over a month. Of course I wouldn't want to go to jail for a month but then again...IM NOT ON PROBATION FOR DRIVING DRUNK NOR DO I BREAK THE LAW ON A REGULAR BASIS!!! OK, Im done

Thursday, May 03, 2007

I like how its pretty much only MEN who come up with anti-abortion laws.

If they cut off my reproductive rights should I be able to cut off theirs?

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Friday, April 20, 2007

Yesterday my mom had a doctors appointment in San Francisco and her doctors office is in the Castro district and this was my brothers first time to the Castro and lets just say he was acting a little homophobic shall we say and was going on and on about how if he had known that we were going to the Castro he wouldn't of come...give me a fucking break the Castro is one of the best places in SF. I'm more partial to the East Bay though. It was funny my mom and I made him eat at a place called "The Sausage Factory" AHAHAHAHA...good pizza though.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

I swear to god...the next bicyclist I see on their fucking CELL PHONE I'm gonna.....I don't know what I'm going to do, but jesus christ, whats the point of being on the phone while RIDING A BIKE?!?! are you trying to get hit? All these idiots who are on their cell phones during the WORST TIMES (like driving, bicycling, skateboarding, rollerblading...having sex) I really think they're all part of the same Mensa group.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Monday, April 02, 2007

Im getting so sick and tired of this dude that sits behind me in my History class. The guy NEVER shuts up...and in the middle of a lecture ASKS ME IF I WANT SOME FUCKING DORITOS!!!...I also think hes the MF'r that wrote about how they should have prayer in schools.