Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Friday, April 20, 2007

Yesterday my mom had a doctors appointment in San Francisco and her doctors office is in the Castro district and this was my brothers first time to the Castro and lets just say he was acting a little homophobic shall we say and was going on and on about how if he had known that we were going to the Castro he wouldn't of come...give me a fucking break the Castro is one of the best places in SF. I'm more partial to the East Bay though. It was funny my mom and I made him eat at a place called "The Sausage Factory" AHAHAHAHA...good pizza though.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

I swear to god...the next bicyclist I see on their fucking CELL PHONE I'm gonna.....I don't know what I'm going to do, but jesus christ, whats the point of being on the phone while RIDING A BIKE?!?! are you trying to get hit? All these idiots who are on their cell phones during the WORST TIMES (like driving, bicycling, skateboarding, rollerblading...having sex) I really think they're all part of the same Mensa group.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Monday, April 02, 2007

Im getting so sick and tired of this dude that sits behind me in my History class. The guy NEVER shuts up...and in the middle of a lecture ASKS ME IF I WANT SOME FUCKING DORITOS!!!...I also think hes the MF'r that wrote about how they should have prayer in schools.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Im gonna start keeping my "Keep Abortion Legal" sign in my car incase I have to stop and protest pro-lifers.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Was running errands today when I noticed some pro-lifers infront of Planned Parenthood, so naturally I decided to drive by and give them some education. Of course they had those stupid propaganda posters all over the place (you know the ones of the mamed fetuses that they get from christian missionaries who travel to third world countries where abortion is illegal and where they don't have good medical care) so I pull up and ask the WOMAN that was there if she knew the definition of Genocide, she said yes then I asked her what it meant. "Its the systematic killing of the innocent."...well you got the Systematic killing of the innocent part right but for the rest...WRONG, she forgot the most important part of the definition..."Systematic ordered killing of a certain ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS, AND NATIONAL, group. As I told this to the woman (using limited cuss words so she would atleast try to listen to me) she got a scowl on her face and didn't looked to pleased, I then told her to read a fucking dictionary before she goes around throwing words around (like genocide) when she doesn't even know the meaning of the word...I think I also called her a jerkoff...good times.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

It was an interesting three days for me...the most interesting thing was when I met up with an old high school buddy. I haven't seen him in over 5 years so it was awkward at first seeing how we used to be extremely close and then all of a sudden we stopped talking (mainly for BS reasons...on my part because I was a big grudge holder back then) I was really happy to see him I was also happy to see that he seemed more comfortable in his skin now then he did in high school. I know we have a lot of catching up to do but I look forward to it. :)

Monday, March 19, 2007

I'm so tired of these cum sucking assholes who like to butt into other peoples lives.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Some guy jumped off a cruise ship because he was drunk...

Jesus Christ.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Me: Kit, why aren't you eating your lunch?

Kit: I have to talk a lot.

(by the way...Kit is my 5 year-old brother.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Ok, so WHY do I hate Peta? well here...

Peta is a terrorist organization that is full of irrational fuckwads. If Peta had its way there would be no Zoos, Horse riding sports, SERVICE ANIMALS, fishing, dog shows, or house pets. The only thing I think they should do away with is the circus but that's because I don't like the circus and they're notorious for abusing animals in crude ways. Peta also supports crazed maniacs like Rodney Coronado who went to various schools to teach KIDS how to make bombs out of milk jugs. Heard enough yet? oh ok. They also had a campaign called "the Holocaust on Your Plate." that's right, PETA compares the way we treat animals to the way the Jews and others were treated during the Holocaust. ARE YOU JOKING ME??? Are these people serious? Peta doesn't give a shit about humans, look...if you don't want to eat meat that's cool just don't shove YOUR views down other peoples throats. Truth is...meat is good sooooo good. Peta is also against animals eating other animals. Like lions eating zebras on the lush plains of the western Sahara. Do they not get that ITS IN THEIR NATURE TO EAT ZEBRAS!!??? Its called BALANCE you fucking morons. IF LIONS WERENT AROUND THEN THERE WOULD BE TOO MANY FUCKING ZEBRAS YOU FUCKS! *deep breath* anyway...Life isn't Disney bullshit where lions, birds and meerkats hang out and sing shitty songs. Then theres the ALF (animal liberation front) THESE WACKOS are as bad as the jerkoffs who blow up "abortion clinics" ARRRRRR. Well Im getting a headache...

Saturday, March 03, 2007

My new favorite show- Penn & Teller- Bullshit. Great show. I recommend it HIGHLY.




PS. FUCK PETA.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

whats in the news...a woman SOLD HER BABY AS A DOWN PAYMENT ON A CAR..AN AMERICAN CAR!!!!

and....

A Principal was selling METH from his OFFICE in Pennsylvania.

I'm starting to wish I was a deer, bug, butterfly...marmot, instead of a human. What dumb animals we are.

Monday, February 26, 2007

I was the first student to enter the classroom today, and I had to fart so I did...and goddamn, it made the LOUDEST sound on the wooden chairs, naturally I started to laugh out loud then some other students came in while I was still laughing, they probably think Im insane or something. HAHAHAHA (and yes I was alone is the classroom you think I would do that when theres a bunch of people in there?? I am a lady after all.)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

I never thought I would be saying this but...Poor Anna Nicole Smith.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The Judge who is on the Anna Nicole Case should be disbarred or removed from the case. What a joke, it seems like he's more interested in becoming the next "Judge Judy" than making a decent decision about this mess. Bleh.

Monday, February 19, 2007

I never knew how much fun it was to throw mud at cars.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

I saw a license plate that said "getrdun" today....I hate this town.