Don't F**K with me!

As we all know I don't like to sugar coat things or idiots, in fact I often make people PAY for the stupid stuff they say and do.

One example happened during the far out summer of 2007 when I went with my dad, step-mom and younger siblings into that mystical land we call Canada to visit family.

After 10 days of non-stop Canadians and my little brothers constant complaining it was time to head back to the "golden state". All I wanted to do was get home, once on the little Canadair jet that would take me back home I settled into my seat which was a window one (yes!) I was all comfy with my pillow and getting my CD player out when this woman comes up looks at me, frowns and mutters under her breath ''but I wanted to sit by the window." I nearly told her to go tell someone who gives a shit but...said to my self ''You know what lady, you just made a very very very bad decision and now I'm going to make the next hour and a half of your life miserable". What did I do? Well, I made sure that when I 'slept' that my mouth was wide open and my horrible swamp breath went right to her nostrils (I didn't brush my teeth that day...maybe that's what led to my root canal? *shrug* ) I also laid the sickest farts throughout the flight and once we were allowed to leave the plane that woman flew off that damn aircraft so fast. I chuckled a small chuckle and told my dad and step-mom about the ordeal and they laughed too.

Moral of the story: Do be a pain in the ass...ever. Don't be a douche bag either...you aren't the only one in this world so just STOP, life is too short to be an asshole.

Fuck Arnold

So my mom just lost her job because our fuck-up of a governor cut HIV/AIDS funding. So, no HIV tests, counseling, etc etc.

Thanks asshole. I hope you enjoy having blood on your hands.

LET THE RACE BEGIN!

I'm going to campaign (in anyway I can) and endorse Mr. Gavin Newsom for CA governor.

My manager doesn't know the meaning of "manager".

...Its time to get the ol' resume out to merchants!

PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG!!!

So I've just realized that my neighbors across the street leave their garage door open at night so their dog can shit all over my lawn as well as dig in it (probably does it to others). well I refuse to pick it up and I'm in the process of writing them a letter about how if they're too lazy to look after their pets then they shouldn't have any.

idiots.

I've been finding my self becoming more and more involved with gay rights. For one I think it has the potential of being my generations civil rights movement, and after seeing Cleve Jones speak it made me want to do more for the movement - which I will, maybe even make it to Washington D.C. in October to march for equal rights.

Also I've started taking Lorazepam at night in order to sleep. weeeeee....ugh, I feel like I'm losing my mind sometimes.

Yay for therapy!

I've been taking all this family drama really hard (crying, sleeping more as well as losing sleep, more agitated than usual, eating out of control- and its not good food either) so hard in fact my ass is going back into therapy and I'll probably have to either up my dosage of anti-depressants OR switch. FUN!

I've said it once I'll say it again...

I hate money, I hate what it does to people, I hate how people will step over anyone to get it. Bullshit.

What part of "No Soliciting" don't you understand??

The house I moved to has thar sign- I've been there for 2 weeks, have already had 3 people knock on the door trying to sell me shit. I swear, if Mormons come by- ITS ON like Donkey Kong!

I'm extremely stressed and sad...insomnia, binge eating, upset stomach...

good times.

My New Hero

I have decided to pick a new hero, and the wiener is.....

Kim Jong Il of North Korea, why? Here are a few reasons.

1) He travels in a ARMORED train (Cold War status) has lobsters airlifted and eats them with silver chopsticks - meanwhile, North Koreans are starving.
2) Thinks he is GOD. He and his fathers birthdays are national holidays. If you don't celebrate - DEATH.
3) Had a stroke but didn't let it slow him down.
4) Constantly threatens the US of nuclear war, when he can barely get his rockets off the ground.
5) Has those ever popular "Commie" parades.
6) Instead of having cars on the streets there's tanks.

So if you haven't noticed already, I am being quite facetious. Kim Jong Il is nucking futs- I laugh every time this douche threatens us or anyone else (but for the most part all threats have been solely ours and ours alone) Yeah he has nukes and the son of a bitch is probably crazy enough to use one....and I'm the last person to chant "USA USA USA" but if he sets off a rocket towards Hawaii (like hes planning) he's in for a world of hurt. I also laugh when I see him because I always think of the movie Team America. "I'm so....ROANRY!"

I've been watching the show "I'm a celebrity- get me outta here" (for reasons unknown...maybe out of boredom and don't have school to worry about.) and I think Spencer Pratt has Narcissistic personality disorder.

HA!

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Number 8 - my home town...

"California Polytechnic State University infuses the community with intellectual energy." AHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah, by making sure the bars don't go out of business. Rent/house prices are really high - but hey, its California what do you want?

Abortion debate reborn

As we all know a doctor who performed third trimester abortions was shot and killed IN CHURCH last week, and now all the anti-abortion advocates/activists are coming out of the wood work. As most know I support a woman's choice to have an abortion - big deal, but I also hate the term "pro-life" let me elaborate... I think people in general (except those who don't take medication for their VARIOUS mental illnesses) are pro-life. I support a woman's right to choose what she thinks is right for HER OWN BODY, but I don't support a woman using abortion as a form of birth control and if you decide in your 4th, 5th, 6th + month you don't want to carry to term and want an abortion when your life or the fetuses isn't threatened - tough shit you had ample time to decide and adoption is a great option.

But there is one thing that REALLY gets under my skin...which is the men that I have seen on TV who are anti-abortion "activists". I know we live in America and people have the freedom to choose what they do/don't support and that's really cute but com'on. Men will never understand the pressures women face around the world - now I'm not saying women are better or anything like that but they don't have a uterus, they've never been told by the media what their body should look like, they've never been forbidden to vote, work etc etc. Simple fact is, is that they just won't and never will understand (just like women will never know what its like to piss standing up - unless...) So my advice to men who are anti-abortion - don't go on TV leave it up to your sheltered, submissive wives who couldn't argue their way out of a goddamn episode of Hannah Montana.

PS. I was "kinda" teaching my younger siblings how to light things on fire with a magnifying glass and in the process set my own pants on fire and burnt my big toe. I guess that's what you get for trying to teach a 8 and 3 year old how to be arsonists.

I want a baby owl.

SHAME SHAME SHAME

It's a sad, sad, sad day in California.

The supreme court decided to go along with prejudice and bigotry by upholding Prop. 8, yeah I understand it got the majority of the vote but it doesn't matter...ITS FLAT OUT DISCRIMINATION...pure and simple. How DARE people try and control how others live. This all boils down to religion which is asinine (Church and state are supposed to be separate remember??)

Everyone who voted "yes" on prop.8 should be ashamed of themselves and really need to take a good look at themselves in the mirror, but they're probably too self righteous to care.

congratulate yourselves, you've taken away the rights of numerous people in this state who have done nothing wrong, you've keep them down as second class citizens and made them feel less then wanted. They pay taxes, have jobs, have families and support this country just like you do but just because they're different and don't go by what a religious book says you strip them of their rights. How dare you!! I hope god smites you, and Jesus would be appalled that such bigots claim to follow him.

Also, think of all the revenue the state of Cali would've gotten from all new marriages. But of course you don't care because homosexuals are sub-human right?
Yeah, well let me tell you people something, karma is a bitch and we of the straight and gay communities that are not bigots won't and WILL not let you keep anyone down for bullshit reasons. Homosexuals ARE HUMAN BEINGS who deserve as much rights as anyone else they are not sexual deviants, or perverts who go about molesting little kids or spread disease.

And if you're offended by me calling you "bigots" well, sorry to say (actually I'm not sorry at all) but YOU ARE intolerant, self righteous bigots.

Why do news stations continue to give Dick "Vampire" Cheney, Rush "Oxy-Contin" Limbaugh, and Ann "the Cunt" Coulter air time? Why?!?!

I know that I have been ignoring this lately but I've been dealing with family matters...namely those that have to deal with a certain family members upcoming and very stressful wedding...that shouldn't be happening in the first place and feelings are getting hurt over it - but that's my personal opinion. Out of respect I'm not going to spill the beans entirely, but I will say this....fuck money, it causes too many problems.

There I said it.

I'll get back into ranting in a couple days maybe.

Political Rant Week...Contiuned.

Topic - Foreign Policy/ National Security.

note: this will most likely become a two-part rant....National Security will be done tomorrow

Okie dokie. Lets get this party started.

So as we all remember foreign policy under the Bush Admin. was non-existent (mainly due to his and others assholism and insistent childish actions towards "the axis of evil" - think kids in a sandbox arguing over a toy) ANYWAY, during and after those 8 unfortunate years we lost friends and gained some....more enemies. Also those still claiming to be our allies were none the less fed up with dealing with a swaggering-"tough" talkin' Texan (although he was born in New Haven Connecticut) and some bald fat Vampire whose face almost broke if he smiled. So, When Barack Hussein Obama took office it was time for damage control and unlike his predecessor he decided to TALK directly to people instead of talking shit about them from afar. Boy, did the GOP and other right-wingers take this badly. So why is the right so pissed about this? Well for one reason Obama is "negotiating with terrorists"....TIME OUT. Do these people even know the meaning of terrorism? Probably not because if they had then they would know that STARTING A USELESS FUCKING WAR IS TERRORISM. But who wants to read a dictionary when its easier to drop bombs, invade their homes, and kill them??? Obama, unlike Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld and others is HUMAN and treats others as humans as well, But, do people like the president of Iran, Lil' Kim of North Korea, that guy in Syria, VIVA LA REVOLUCIAN FIDEL CUBA and the ever popular Taliban deserve to be treated like humans? Eh, maybe not (in my humble opinion) but Obama HAS A JOB TO DO - and one of those includes protecting this country and its people.... if that means trying to negotiate or set up talks with those above mentioned countries/leaders...so be it. Look, we ALL have to share this planet and there's always going to be disagreements among nations and people but if we show some ounce of respect and don't make open threats I think everyone has a chance to live in somewhat peace. It won't change over night and most likely never end with some (mainly those who have MAJOR chemical imbalances in the cranium...AHEM...Lil' Kim Jong Il) Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, Commies, Socialists, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Agnostics, Atheists, Black, White, Asian, Pacific Islander, Arab and many more WE...yes WE have an awful lot to do in regards on how this place ends up, I think most will try and help but some negative Nancy's will always have to put their two cents in and if they do...Then they don't deserve to have a place mat set for them at the dinner table.