Thursday, February 28, 2008

One of these days I am going to put my huge "Keep Abortion Legal" sign in my car with a fold-up chair and when I see those pro-life jerkoffs infront of Planned Parenthood with their stupid pamplets saying how abortion is genocide I'm going to park my car, get the sign and chair out and just plant my self on the sidewalk and read a goddamn dictionary to them.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

So I'm at a gas station today filling up, put my card in gave them my pin, selected the grade all that stuff then went on with the gas pumping.....no gas is comes out (what the hell?) so I tried hitting the grade button again...still no gas, I finally overhear the gas station worker guy dude bro telling some woman who was trying to get gas as well that when it was rained, water had gotten into the tanks (or something along those lines) so I put the nozzle and gas cap back when all of a sudden I hear someone go "You mother fucking cock sucking whore" who could be spewing such ungodly words infront of an impressionable young woman?? (and if you think it was me you can just go fuck your self)-no no no, it was the old guy on the other side of the pump who was literally raping his car with the nozzle meanwhile his wife is sitting in the front seat looking quite upset with her husbands swearing and being slightly rocked back and forth due to her mans determination to get some freakin' gas!!. I mean usually I'm the one who is gets irrate with inanimate objects ( I once 'curb stomped' a DVD player for not working properly- Its the Czech blood I think...sure as hell ain't the Canadian blood) but anyway, that's way too much typing for me.

Look I've corrected this thing like eight times already if there's any more misspelled words or bad grammar or anything just let it be, I'm tired O.K.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008