Its my b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-biiirthday!

I have a message for assholes:

STOP IT, Life if WAY to short for you to be an asshole just to be an asshole and life can't be that bad. So what someone screwed you over years or months ago that doesn't give you the right to give everyone a hard time because you have a vendetta against whoever talks to you or asks you a simple question. So JUST QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE!

OHMYGODIMGETTINGANEWCARITSSOAWESOMEITSAHONDASOITDOESNTGUZZLE
GASOHMYGODICANSAVEMONEYANDACTUALLYDRIVEPLACESANDVISITPEOPLE!!!!!!!

So I was driving downtown and saw this wimpy looking guy with a Leon Trotsky mustache and head phones on while he was straight up playing air guitar and man...he was serious about it. I totally lost it when he started doing that AC/DC hopping on one foot thing. The best things in life ARE free!

Alright, I know I've been giving John McCain a hard time lately but the guy asks for it in my opinion. Case and point....He is worried that terrorists in Iraq are going to have an impact on the US election in November, huh? No what's going to have an impact on the election is the WAR in Iraq, that people are losing their homes, the economy is shit (but our glorious leader INSISTS that we are NOT in a recession) people can't afford health care, the American public is getting lied to CONSTANTLY, Americans are tired of flat out INCOMPETENCE and the list goes on and on...Not to mention that US involvement in Iraq CAUSED terrorists to come into Iraq. I'm so sick and just drained by the government pulling this fear factor shit. "Oh if we don't have a republican in office then terrorists are going to kill us all and the country is going to fall apart!!!!" The country is already falling apart and has been falling apart no thanks to self-serving egotistical money and oil craving bags of puss.

I wonder if anyone else has noticed that John McCain resembles Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.

I love having a little sister.

I find my self getting rather angry when I see a "Bush Cheney 2004" on a car. Maybe its the recession talking, or maybe the flat out incompetence that has been going with our government (and that goes for the Dems too...and you thought I was going to let them off the hook) I'm tired of Obama and Clinton bickering about stupid shit when they should be working together to question McCains motives....maybe I should run for something.

So McCain got the GOP nomination. So now it's down to Obama and Clinton, and let me tell you I REALLY hope Obama gets the nomination. As much as I would just LOVE to see a woman president I dont want it to be her. Anyway, McCain might lose the election anyway (hopefully) because he's all for being in Iraq for what? 100 freakin' years, which doesn't sit well with over 90% of the American public...Also Republicans are starting to jump ship because of the war (uhhh may it be the 12 BILLION DOLLARS A MONTH THAT GOES TO THE WAR?!?!?! and yet the soldiers still don't have all the equipment they need? As well as people who are STARVING and can't afford health care in this country-among other things) they probably don't like paying 4$ for a gallon of gas either while Bush is on TV going "Well I didn't know it was getting that high." What a dope. I'm getting so fed up with this crap....But atleast Huckabee can piss off now. Thank Allah.

I got attacked by a Loon while Kayaking.