Found out what was clogging my bathtub....a HUGE wad of hair

ew.

Man, I'm so Slavic that I'm growing a uni-brow.

Goddamn I hate teenagers.

Rants, Rants, and more rants.

I was driving around today and spotted Liz, which is a girl I used to hang out , but out of the blue she, like Ann (another girl I used to hang around with) stopped talking to me. Although she didn't tell me off like Ann did she hasn't returned any of my phone calls (I've called her 2-3 times within the last month) I understand her father died in October (which is when I last talked to her) and maybe she's taking harder then she thought she would but goddamn...what the fuck is wrong with people? I've promised my self that I shouldn't make any more of an effort to make friends in this area since all the "friends" I have made shit all over me when I've been nothing but a good friend to them. The last thing I want to do is make it seem like its all about me, because I'm not that type of person but at the same time I do because it isn't fair I think and feel like I deserve an explanation. Ann and Liz are 20, not 14...Ann especially acts like a 14 year old but I can honestly say if she came up to me wanting to be friends I would tell her off, like completely lose it with her since she has come up with several excuses why she doesn't talk to me anymore (all of which are shitty excuses and don't make sense and show how shallow she is). She also acts like she's mature when she isn't, she's dating a alcoholic who couldn't give a rats ass about her and who is full of him self that only wants Ann to be around him and his infectious pile of human waste family who are all ex-meth addicts, OR still full-blown meth addicts. Not to sound like a pussy or anything but my feelings are hurt more than anything, I don't wish this feeling upon anyone except the assholes who cause it. This is one reason why I have a hard time trusting people...ugh, whatever.

WARNING: Don't waste your money on the movie "The Cronicles of Narnia" its not a good movie and plus the people who go to see it are jerk-offs.

My mom bought a treadmill today which I'm actually excited about because I've been wanting one. I've also been reading about celebrity pre-nups (I don't know why but I have) some of them are so stupid, like for example- MANDATORY sexual positions, limiting the wife's weight to 120 pounds or she has to relinquish $100,000 of her seperate property, If I was going to get married and some guy wanted some bullshit like that I think I would smack him in the face then leave his ass on a corner. Christ.

Weekly Rant: Does "President" Bush know what comes out of his mouth?!? Does he understand what he spews?!!? Jesus, he just fully admitted to spying on people...FOR THREE YEARS!!!! See this is what I think, He's pissed that congress didn't renew the ever so popular Patriot Act. I really think he is mentally unbalanced and needs to see a psych. This shit isn't normal, someone needs to bring up the word "impeach" as well. Bush is going to end up like Nixon, walking the beach asking if people want to take pictures with him. Man.

I was watching a show on MTV called "true life" last night and it was about these two couples that were on the rocks due to someone's jealousy in the relationship, I swear I got a headache from listening to one girl who was in LA and that kept constant tabs on her boyfriend (who DID cheat on her but whatever) Then there was this other girl and her boyfriend from Jersey and that didn't make my headache any better. It just made me happy to know that I was never that psycho (even when I hada good reason to get crazy) I mean I'm the last person that should give relationship advice to ANYONE but goddamn, if/when I get a boyfriend I hope I don't act like that because if I do...well I would dump my own ass.

OHHH SAY IT AINT SO!!!! JESSICA SIMPSON FILED FOR DIVORCE OHHHHH BOOO BOOO BOOO!!!! OHHH AND ASHLEE COLLAPSED AT A CONCERT !!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALL AMERICAN CHRISTIAN FAMILY!!!

I went driving around today looking for a new job. There's a couple places I might actually go into sometime this weekend, One was a pet shop, another was this head-shop kind of place and of course theres Costco. I would like to get a job at Costco because they have benefits and they start paying at $10.33 an hour which is fucking awesome. But, we'll see what happens. bleh.

I'm so getting my self a brass knuckle pendant.

OOOHHHHH man, I ate shit on my Sociology test (haven't gotten test scores yet but I know I flunked) I don't know how I did on my math test though, I either got a C or D, if I got a D I have to take the class again which actually wouldn't be that bad since I'm horrible at math and hate it with a passion. I had an awesome math teacher though...but I'm only human.

Wisdom teeth feel SOOOOOOOO good when they grow in.

-Sarcasm of course-

ow.

alright, so I'm sick again which is splendid but anyway, I've decided I should probably start taking some sort of multi-vitamin so that's what I did yesterday. Went to Trader Joes and got me some vitamins. Hopefully they work and make my immune system stronger, and I also think I should start eating better as well, maybe even start exercising.

Went to the grocery store today and I have one question...why can't people parent their children? There was this one kid who was running all over the place with a FULL shopping cart, almost ran into me, ran into some display thing and knocked a bunch of shit off and the mother just shrugged it off. Then there was another kid who was just being loud and rude wasn't listening to anything his mother was telling him I almost felt like saying "Listen to your mother you little brat!!" but no, I'm a nice person.

I think I'm getting sick again which sucks, one of the 15 year olds I work with proably gave it to me because they don't cover their mouths when the sneeze or cough and don't wash their hands. Jerk-offs

I've probably posted something similar to this topic but who cares...I was talking with my mom today and she was telling me about her family that lives in N.Jersey (Newark area) and New York. I have a love/hate relationship with hardcore Irish Catholics. I think they're funnier then shit most of the time but when they get on their religious soapboax it's all over for me (on top of it being an extremely sexist religion, but aren't most religions sexist?) anyway just some of the stories my mom tells me about them are funny and screwed up and that's just my grandmothers side of the family. My grandfathers side of the family is seriously legally insane. For the most part they come from the Czech Republic (but a few are from Romania) and they're a bunch of Gypsies who throw knives when they drink. My grandfather refused to wash his clothes with anyone else's clothes and if anyone put their clothes in with his, god forbid...but my mom did it one time and he told us to pack our shit and never visit him again. I think that's when I had my seizure...HAHAHA...wait that's not very funny.

airline tickets are insane.

I GOT ME A NEW CAR BEE-YOCHES!!!...it's another Jeep G.C Laredo but newer than my old one which was a '93 ( my new one is a 1996), hopefully I don't total this one if I do then I know I wasn't meant to have a goddamn Jeep. The Insurance and payments are cheaper than my other Jeep too. The thing has leather interior in it (which I'm probably going to fuck up but oh well).
HA...I'm going to go hit a skunk now.


OH MY! my finger is bleeding. The cut is deep enough where I can make it talk. HAHA

One of the things I want to do before I die is participate in the Gumball Rally. I would do it but I don't have 70,000 bucks(atleast I think thats how much it is I went on a currency converter because it's 40,000 British pounds-for two people, so whatever)...Jesus Christ. I understand the 'fee' includes hotel rooms/food but man...no wonder why only rich people do it...bummer

speaking of cars heres something you can say to someone who has a Ferrari- "Couldn't afford that Lamborghini could you?"

HA!!! Saddam Hussein told everyone to "go to hell" at his court hearing...HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man that guy cracks me up. Plus the simple fact that he looks like a crazy guy who would hang out in an NYC subway station makes his comments 10-times as funny as they already are. HA

I think Ben & Jerry's should come up with two ice cream flavors: "agent orange" and "anthrax"

Old people should NOT BE ALLOWED to have Drivers Licenses, for Christ's Sake...they buy the latest models from BMW Mercedes-Benz and Cadillac thinking that having a 50,000 + dollar car is going to make them 100% safe from other asshole drivers. Then they park all fucked up and THE DAMN THING ENDS UP GETTING HIT ANYWAY!!! half of them can't even see over the goddamn steering wheel, then they honk at you for nothing and if you honk at them they throw their hands up and flip out. ugh.

The "Wizard of Oz" was more interesting when I was a kid.

I need a hair cut because I look like a dirtball.

I have nothing interesting to report. I apologize for the inconveinence.

My back is freakin' killing me.


My new insult for people I don't like: "Jerkoff"

I seriously think my mother is losing her mind. She makes me feel like I'm worthless half the time going on these rants like "Well when I was your age I was living in LA, with two cars, working two jobs and paying rent!!"...Then if I can't read her fucking hand writting she goes "Oh Jesus Christ..." Makes me feel more like an idiot then I already do when it comes to math. Sometimes I feel like saying "Hey I'm sorry I'm bad at math and english but you and dad didn't fucking help me or fight for me when my elementary school put me in "special" classes just because I HAD A FUCKING NEW JERSEY ACCENT!!" (I swear I used to have a Jersey accent, I picked it up from my mother) I'm not trying to play victim or anything either, then this morning she goes on to tell me I'm not stressed. HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW??!! Ever since October (when my car got totalled) I've been pretty depressed. I spend so much time trying to make other people happy when I'm a pretty unhappy person then people who I thought were my friends just dump on me and don't fucking return my calls. I don't know how many times I've thought about killing my self over the past month or two(of course I'm too chicken shit to go through with it). We go to therapy together and of course my therapist takes her side half the time because she acts totally different there then she does at home. Not to mention she treats me like I'm 15, yes maybe I give her a right to act that way towards me sometimes but Jesus Christ...Get off my ass, I also think she likes to start arguments with me (seeing that it's not hard to get my feathers ruffled at all) what makes it worse is that my brothers automatically take her side as well especially my brother Casey. Don't get me wrong I love my brother and everything but when he was here during Thanksgiving I felt I was getting made fun of by my mom like for instance when I told my brother I don't like salmon my mom shoots back saying "I'm sure you'd like it if it had a sugar coating on it." then of course everyone laughs at my expense. Fucking Hilarious isn't it. I also think my mom is becoming obsessive compulsive with cleaning the house. I try to contain my self and not yell at her but it's very hard. She is constantly bitching at me about something, plus when she gets pissed at other people she takes it out on me...I'm so fucking drained.

Bulgaria and the Ukraine were allies of the US?!?! what the fuck, I didn't even know the Ukraine had an Army, just thought they had Chernobyl victims...huh, you learn something new everyday.

Last night Jason IM me and showed me this website that has "The American Taliban" players on it. Next to everyones picture were some pure GENIUS quotes that they felt the need to share with people (most of the time it was on public television) and I started to think, do they know what they're saying?? Most people don't really pay attention to them most of the time people just think "oh Jerry Falwell is going insane again." Ugh. I had to stop reading them because I started to get physically angry with most of the comments made. Especially the ones by oxy-cotin addict Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. Those three in particular are so threatened by women, especially women who speak up for themselves and don't stay in the kitchen, wash dishes and iron their husbands skid-marked underwear. They come up with their own theories on what Feminism really is. It isn't an anti-social, socialist political movement that is anti-family and encourages women to leave their husbands, abort their babies, practice witchcraft and become lesbians (which is what Pat Robertson thinks it is) They should learn to read and read about Feminism. They live in their own worlds where they think women are lesser beings and shouldn't be heard ever. I bet God is rubbing his temples with his index fingers going "Jesus Christ, these are the assholes who claim to follow my word!! FUCK!" I feel like I need to punch a wall or something...

I was looking on IKEA.com, I swear the fucking Swedish make the most insane, interesting, bizzare products.


It's raining today so, I'll be in a good mood.
and some asshole who has lumber in his truck parked so the wood is blocking our driveway, only good thing about it...he left his window open so I can drop a really nasty letter in.

I fell asleep with the TV on last night with it on mtv and woke up during video by a band called My Chemical Romance, the theme of the video was World War II...like storming the beaches of Normandy (but you could tell it wasn't really Normandy but Southern California probably Malibu or something like that) I have to admit I liked it. More bands need to have World War II themed videos so I can watch them. Plus the guy who gets blown away (I think he's the bass player) is my cup of tea, but I'm not going to go all insane about him since I'm not 16 anymore! :)

Today I was sitting minding my own business at my computer table when a goddamn truck's engine blew-up a couple houses down from me, what makes it more interesting is that even though the truck had gray and black smoke coming from under the hood the guy who was driving it kept going while people who live across the street from me were running after him screaming, his expression was "what?!? it's just burning oil, I'll be fine!!"...I haven't seen a car blow-up in a couple of years, it's nice to see that people still care for their cars so much.


I'm so happy that the weather is starting to act more, "Novemberish"

Now that it's getting closer and closer to Christmas time I figured I ought to rant about religions...there's really only two religions I have problems with, Mormonism and Scientology. How I see it, Scientology isn't a real religion even though assholes like Tom Cruise think it is. It was founded by L. Ron. Hubbard (who wrote science fiction books for christ's sake), my beef with it is primarily Tom Cruise and his BS antics (like Attacking Brooke Sheilds because she used pills to help with Post-Partum depression.) this is going to sound really messed up but I hope that Katie Holmes gets horrible Post-Partum depression and see what Tom does when she tries to either kill her self OR her child, the guy should piss off and go back to killing aliens or something. Now, Mormonism. This is pretty much a cult if I ever saw one. On Sunday's, Mormons aren't allowed to talk to non-Mormons. Only Mormons can attend Mormon weddings (what I mean is actually see the couple get married, but feel free to hang out, in front of the church! this happens when one family member converts) They're extremely sexist and just jerk-offs....alright, I'm done for now.

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gobble gobble.....alright, my hands are getting tired.

My Neighbor is a MORON

I swear to God, my neighbor needs to be fucking punched in the head, the whole rabbit situation got worse today, when he showed my mom and I 7 baby rabbits...he goes on to say "wow I thought I had two males"...what the fuck do you mean you thought you had two males?!?! you check to see if they have balls, dude you don't just quess asshole. He also goes on to say "I didn't know rabbits reproduce so much" THATS WHERE THEY GOT THE TERM "FUCK LIKE RABBITS" YOU IDIOT!!!....I can't deal with this, I should call the cops or something...

Found out last night that my step-mom is going to have a baby girl. It's going to be weird having a sister since I'm so used to having brothers(have 3 of them already, enough is enough). I have to say it makes me mad on how my father works sometimes. He used to tell my mom that he was never meant to have kids because he was quote, unquote "too smart" for kids, what the fuck ever. I hate how he left my mom, my older brothers and me in the dust, goes to start a new life with someone else and starts a new family and pretty much act like he never had us. Dont get me wrong I love my little brother and like my step-mom. There's a part of me that just wants to say "fuck you, talk to me when you learn to be a father" then realize that its never going to happen but a large part of me just wants to put it behind and establish a solid relationship with him since I know my mother isn't going to be around forever. I try and go over there on a somewhat regular basis to see my little brother and just visit. uggghhhh...whatever, OH and I also found out that my brother Jeremy (who will be 26 in Jan. is dating some 18 year old girl who is as dumb as a box of rocks apparently...ew.

Oh Jesus H. Christ my ass got kicked this weekend by a cold. Today is the first day since Friday that I have had the strength and will to get up and move around but I'm taking breaks so I can go lay down/take a nap. My brother is in town from Saint Louis and I'm supposed to go to the shooting range tomarrow with him and my oldest brother. My dad is such an asshole too, the guy pays for my brothers' plane ticket so he can come visit for Thanksgiving then he leaves when my brother is here. Fucking jerk-off

ughhhh...I'm so sick, I don't know if I have a cold or the flu, seeing how I feel like I have a cold but threw up like 3 times this morning. It sucks because I wanted to go look at cars today seeing that my Nova was wisked away into the sunset by one of my moms friends so I have the money from that, but I don't want to take the chance of vomiting again.

I'm going to go lay down and watch Viva La Bam or something.

Weekly Rant #2: This country is becoming more and more fucked as the months progress. Bush has sent this country into a downward sprial by destroying international relationships with important countries, flat out lied to the U.N. and the American public so he could finish daddies war and protect precious precious oil (like gollum from Lord of the Rings.."ohhh my precious!!), he promised lower gas prices, said Saddam had WMD's, and that the Iraqi people would welcome the U.S. as "liberators"...we all know how low the gas prices have gotten in the past year or two (sarcasm folks...don't take me seriously) also there were and are no WMD's and for the Iraqis seeing us as liberators in some cases thats the truth but I know I'm not the only one who watches the news and sees the headlines about how our troops are getting blown away by people who DON'T WANT US THERE...and what the fuck for? for some infectious pile of human waste who only gives a shit about his radical right wing asshole buddies. Bush talks about how much he loves America and how he wants to protect it but what the hell happened in Louisiana when Katrina hit?? It took the Government four fucking days to get their shit together. He can't talk about anything except Iraq and how the U.S. has to catch all terrorists...last time I checked starting a war for bullshit reasons is a form of Terrorism.


I woke up with a Gnarley sore throat today...haven't had one in a while, most of the time I get Ear infections...but I would much rather have a sore ass throat then a god-forsaken ear infection.

I wish I had someone to do pranks on since I have so many. My brother is coming to visit on Monday, maybe I'll do them to him...

I'm happy that I finally have new t-shirts coming in the mail that aren't black (well I have 3 new shirts that are black because I'm PUNK ROCK!!...not really) plus I got two new pairs of jeans cleaned out my closet got all my shirts that have holes in the armpits ripped them up so I can use them as rags. oh boy.

I'm really getting tired of people taking advantage of me being a nice person...I've come to the point where I don't want any friends from this town because I always get blown off for some childish reason. The only ties I want are family, I'm just going to throw my self into my work and school and get the fuck out of here.

Weekly Rant: The guy that lives in the studio behind my house tried to start a political conversation with me today about how Cuban Communism is different than Chinese Communism...I swear this guy is a moron, I guess his family is from Cuba or whatever and he hates Castro BLAH BLAH BLAH but loves China BLAH BLAH BLAH....I totally destroyed him by letting him know how fucked both Governments are and that Communism will NEVER WORK unless everyone in the world stops being greedy/corrupt and agree politically which I would personally piss my pants if that happened, but there would still be people against it. I'm getting more and more motivated to leave this town because it's filled with idiots like him who try and start arguments when they don't have a leg to stand on. He also went on to say how good of a job Bush is doing in Iraq and how the Iraqis love Americans...that's when I stopped the conversation, or else I would hit him, its not that I'm against violence it's just that I didn't want to deal with the cops...Fucking assholes.

I wonder when the government is going to let everyone know that Dick Cheney really died 8 years ago and is a vampire now.

I wonder what color coffin he has...if it has a nice oak finish or if it's shiny platinum.

and why is it 78 fucking degrees outside? its November for christs sake. Global warming sucks man.

I've decided to drive my Nova again so I can save more money, hopefully in a month I will be able to get a car. Maybe I should buy a few lotto tickets...


I'm embarrassed to be American with all the BS that's happening.

I need to get a new car. I used to drive a 1968 Chevy Nova (which I still have because people fucking(#1) suck ass and back out) but it needs A LOT of work (electrical system is fucked(#2) and I don't want to put anymore money in it. Then I got a 1993 Jeep G.Cherokee unfortunately last month a goddamn city bus cut me off and it was totalled (whole passenger side was demolished because I ran into a sign) to make everything SO much better it was determined that I was at fault (which is bullshit, City bus drivers are the WORST drivers) Now my mom has to cart me around. I'm trying to save money and I never thought I would catch my self saying this but, I really liked the Jeep. I was extreamely suprised the son of a bitch didn't flip when I got into the accident. The only good thing about it is that I had full coverage insurance, didn't kill/hurt anyone (although my ass got a bruise on it, plus my arms were a little sore because I HAD TO HOLD THE FUCKING(#3) STEERING WHEEL STRAIGHT SO I DIDN'T HIT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE SITTING ON THE FUCKING(#4) CURB!!!!!!) I would go and get another Jeep/Toyota 4Runner but my insurance went up. I've been looking for a new job so I can bring in more money though. Hopefully I'll find one soon....

*I apologize for the word "Fuck" being used frequently*

why do I have such a huge obsession with shows like Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Jackass, and Home wreaker??

HA, none of our dip-shit Governors (Arnold "fascist fuck" Schwarzenegger) propositions passed. The only one I really wanted/needed to vote against was Prop. 73, which is "Waiting Period and Parental notification before termination of minor's pregnancy." I think that was complete bullshit..."Protect our daughters" yeah right, what teenage girl wants to go to their parents and tell them "Hey I'm knocked up, and I want an abortion!" it's just right-wing politicians trying to control women's rights they should just mind their own business I mean they have so much to worry about as it is like, letting out CIA agent names, being indited, shit like that.

Was watching the show "Wife Swap" last night (I don't know why I watch it either) some Upper-class New Yorker woman was switched with a dirty dirty DIRTY hippie woman. All I have to say is......Hippies fucking suck. The hippie woman made her "new" husband wear a skirt, I don't know what they ate though, probably bark off a tree after she hugged it.

A couple months ago around the end of March I went up to talk to my friend Ann (we work at the same place), well she says "I don't want to talk to you...I don't know why you come up to me." THEN she tells two different people two different things is to why she doesn't want to be around me anymore, excuse #1-Because I don't have a HS Diploma OR GED and I need to get one of those before I give people Advice (when she doesn't even have one, she has a HS proficiency which is only good in CA) Excuse#2-Because she didn't see our relationship going anywhere...wait a tick, were we fucking dating?! I personally think her boyfriend had something to do with it. He's the type of person that wants her for himself and doesn't want her to have any friends...except the ones he has which tends to only be his ex-meth addict brother and sister-in-law with two kids. I also think he was threatened by me since I'm very opinionated about certain things, He's racist, sexist and just stupid...Well O.K. he knows pretty much everything about every single plant known to man but so the fuck what?....there has to be some social skills. Ann on the other hand is afraid of being alone and probably thinks he's the best she's ever going to get which isn't true. She's smart (some of the time) and has a pretty good personality (or atleast I thought she did) and she's pretty (but right now I think that's the only thing she has going for her). I've closed the case though, it sucks that our friendship had to end but, "like sands through the hour glass...so are the days of our lives!!"...

Weekly Rant: Walked to 711 today and saw a bumper sticker that said "Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism war has never solved anything." I felt like going up to the guy and saying "Are you serious with that bumper sticker? You also know that NAZISM AND FASCISM ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME FUCKING THING RIGHT!??" Jesus H. Christ...Plus we never had a "war" with Commies. Yeah there was Vietnam but com'on, did anything get accomplished in that war...er, Conflict, SAIGON FELL! WE DIDN'T WIN!!! The guy should go to Alabama or something where he can sit on the porch with his Pro-McCarthy redneck buddies drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and bitch about Communists and how they run Hollywood and corrupt our children. Goddamn.

Saw the movie "Jarhead" today. I liked it actually, it isn't pro-war NOR is it anti-war it's just one soldiers story about the 1st Gulf War. It isn't gory and doesn't have a lot of battle scenes (although you do see some burned corpses). I actually liked Jamie Foxx's character a lot.

I want to go on an airplane make a baby noise then slap my hands together. First people would be like "Great, now I get to spend a whole flight listening to a crying baby" then once I slap my hands together everyones maternal instincs will kick in "Who the fuck hit a baby!!!" I'm ready to laugh at that.

Two things that kick ass -> Wind & Unicorns

Speaking of Unicorns I want a "Avenging Unicorn Play Set" from Archie Mcphee...I might have to get one.

I had $24-$26 in my wallet and it went missing at work last week. I know it was one of the 15-year-olds I work with so I tell my boss and he tells me I can talk to them about it, so I do. My boss gathers them in his office and I stand up and say "I had twenty-some odd dollars missing from my wallet and I know it was one of you guys, I want my money back or else I'm going to contact my Uncle who works for the Police department and file a police report and get finger prints off my wallet and have all of you finger printed!!!" the expression on their faces was priceless. One of them (who is a girl and is on probation for smoking pot) automatically confesses. Gives me my money back apologizes over and over again all scared that I'm going to file a police report and is close to tears. My Uncle doesn't work for the Police department. He works for Sara Lee in fucking Atlanta, GA....HAHA.

I have this neighbor who is probably one of the most retarded people. He's like 40 but acts more like 15. He doesn't think properly I swear, puts fucking styrofoam in the trash can when the trash company doesn't take it, opens mail that has my moms name on it (like checks) has two rabbits who are never in their hutch so he has this stupid fence up and they still get out then blames me or my mom for them getting out or accuses us of feeding them to our dog (who is a yellow-lab, and they aren't aggressive dogs) His 6-year-old daughter is obnoxious she screams if she doesn't get her way. He even tried to buy my care-bears (which I've had since I was born and mean a lot to me) for his daughter and when I tell him they aren't for sale he gets an attitude with me like I have no right to have them. He tries to get Political with me which is stupid because I will destroy him since he doesn't have any stance on politics. He just yells at me going on about how Americans don't know what it's like to be in a Dictatorship because he was born in Cuba or something. (when he has told me he would go live in China because he loves it there so much and it's so nice blah blah blah-It's also where his daughter is from, Adoption-) He's just a moron...Whatever.

for Christ's sake...O.K. heres the thing, to eleviate some road-rage. I dont care what state you come from but heres the thing- wait for green does NOT MEAN NO TURN ON FUCKING RED!!!! IF IT MEANT NO TURN ON RED IT WOULD SAY NO TURN ON FUCKING RED!!!!!! IT MEANS DON'T TIME THE LIGHT BECAUSE THERE'S A TURN ARROW!!!! and if you're in the left lane and having people pass you...GET OVER!!!!!!!!...OHHHHHH!!!.....OHHHHHHH!!!

I carved a pumpkin today, it looks like it's puking. My mom yelled at me because our dog Jake kept eating the pulp.