Last night Jason IM me and showed me this website that has "The American Taliban" players on it. Next to everyones picture were some pure GENIUS quotes that they felt the need to share with people (most of the time it was on public television) and I started to think, do they know what they're saying?? Most people don't really pay attention to them most of the time people just think "oh Jerry Falwell is going insane again." Ugh. I had to stop reading them because I started to get physically angry with most of the comments made. Especially the ones by oxy-cotin addict Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. Those three in particular are so threatened by women, especially women who speak up for themselves and don't stay in the kitchen, wash dishes and iron their husbands skid-marked underwear. They come up with their own theories on what Feminism really is. It isn't an anti-social, socialist political movement that is anti-family and encourages women to leave their husbands, abort their babies, practice witchcraft and become lesbians (which is what Pat Robertson thinks it is) They should learn to read and read about Feminism. They live in their own worlds where they think women are lesser beings and shouldn't be heard ever. I bet God is rubbing his temples with his index fingers going "Jesus Christ, these are the assholes who claim to follow my word!! FUCK!" I feel like I need to punch a wall or something...

I was looking on IKEA.com, I swear the fucking Swedish make the most insane, interesting, bizzare products.


It's raining today so, I'll be in a good mood.
and some asshole who has lumber in his truck parked so the wood is blocking our driveway, only good thing about it...he left his window open so I can drop a really nasty letter in.

I fell asleep with the TV on last night with it on mtv and woke up during video by a band called My Chemical Romance, the theme of the video was World War II...like storming the beaches of Normandy (but you could tell it wasn't really Normandy but Southern California probably Malibu or something like that) I have to admit I liked it. More bands need to have World War II themed videos so I can watch them. Plus the guy who gets blown away (I think he's the bass player) is my cup of tea, but I'm not going to go all insane about him since I'm not 16 anymore! :)

Today I was sitting minding my own business at my computer table when a goddamn truck's engine blew-up a couple houses down from me, what makes it more interesting is that even though the truck had gray and black smoke coming from under the hood the guy who was driving it kept going while people who live across the street from me were running after him screaming, his expression was "what?!? it's just burning oil, I'll be fine!!"...I haven't seen a car blow-up in a couple of years, it's nice to see that people still care for their cars so much.


I'm so happy that the weather is starting to act more, "Novemberish"

Now that it's getting closer and closer to Christmas time I figured I ought to rant about religions...there's really only two religions I have problems with, Mormonism and Scientology. How I see it, Scientology isn't a real religion even though assholes like Tom Cruise think it is. It was founded by L. Ron. Hubbard (who wrote science fiction books for christ's sake), my beef with it is primarily Tom Cruise and his BS antics (like Attacking Brooke Sheilds because she used pills to help with Post-Partum depression.) this is going to sound really messed up but I hope that Katie Holmes gets horrible Post-Partum depression and see what Tom does when she tries to either kill her self OR her child, the guy should piss off and go back to killing aliens or something. Now, Mormonism. This is pretty much a cult if I ever saw one. On Sunday's, Mormons aren't allowed to talk to non-Mormons. Only Mormons can attend Mormon weddings (what I mean is actually see the couple get married, but feel free to hang out, in front of the church! this happens when one family member converts) They're extremely sexist and just jerk-offs....alright, I'm done for now.

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My Neighbor is a MORON

I swear to God, my neighbor needs to be fucking punched in the head, the whole rabbit situation got worse today, when he showed my mom and I 7 baby rabbits...he goes on to say "wow I thought I had two males"...what the fuck do you mean you thought you had two males?!?! you check to see if they have balls, dude you don't just quess asshole. He also goes on to say "I didn't know rabbits reproduce so much" THATS WHERE THEY GOT THE TERM "FUCK LIKE RABBITS" YOU IDIOT!!!....I can't deal with this, I should call the cops or something...

Found out last night that my step-mom is going to have a baby girl. It's going to be weird having a sister since I'm so used to having brothers(have 3 of them already, enough is enough). I have to say it makes me mad on how my father works sometimes. He used to tell my mom that he was never meant to have kids because he was quote, unquote "too smart" for kids, what the fuck ever. I hate how he left my mom, my older brothers and me in the dust, goes to start a new life with someone else and starts a new family and pretty much act like he never had us. Dont get me wrong I love my little brother and like my step-mom. There's a part of me that just wants to say "fuck you, talk to me when you learn to be a father" then realize that its never going to happen but a large part of me just wants to put it behind and establish a solid relationship with him since I know my mother isn't going to be around forever. I try and go over there on a somewhat regular basis to see my little brother and just visit. uggghhhh...whatever, OH and I also found out that my brother Jeremy (who will be 26 in Jan. is dating some 18 year old girl who is as dumb as a box of rocks apparently...ew.

Oh Jesus H. Christ my ass got kicked this weekend by a cold. Today is the first day since Friday that I have had the strength and will to get up and move around but I'm taking breaks so I can go lay down/take a nap. My brother is in town from Saint Louis and I'm supposed to go to the shooting range tomarrow with him and my oldest brother. My dad is such an asshole too, the guy pays for my brothers' plane ticket so he can come visit for Thanksgiving then he leaves when my brother is here. Fucking jerk-off

ughhhh...I'm so sick, I don't know if I have a cold or the flu, seeing how I feel like I have a cold but threw up like 3 times this morning. It sucks because I wanted to go look at cars today seeing that my Nova was wisked away into the sunset by one of my moms friends so I have the money from that, but I don't want to take the chance of vomiting again.

I'm going to go lay down and watch Viva La Bam or something.

Weekly Rant #2: This country is becoming more and more fucked as the months progress. Bush has sent this country into a downward sprial by destroying international relationships with important countries, flat out lied to the U.N. and the American public so he could finish daddies war and protect precious precious oil (like gollum from Lord of the Rings.."ohhh my precious!!), he promised lower gas prices, said Saddam had WMD's, and that the Iraqi people would welcome the U.S. as "liberators"...we all know how low the gas prices have gotten in the past year or two (sarcasm folks...don't take me seriously) also there were and are no WMD's and for the Iraqis seeing us as liberators in some cases thats the truth but I know I'm not the only one who watches the news and sees the headlines about how our troops are getting blown away by people who DON'T WANT US THERE...and what the fuck for? for some infectious pile of human waste who only gives a shit about his radical right wing asshole buddies. Bush talks about how much he loves America and how he wants to protect it but what the hell happened in Louisiana when Katrina hit?? It took the Government four fucking days to get their shit together. He can't talk about anything except Iraq and how the U.S. has to catch all terrorists...last time I checked starting a war for bullshit reasons is a form of Terrorism.


I woke up with a Gnarley sore throat today...haven't had one in a while, most of the time I get Ear infections...but I would much rather have a sore ass throat then a god-forsaken ear infection.

I wish I had someone to do pranks on since I have so many. My brother is coming to visit on Monday, maybe I'll do them to him...

I'm happy that I finally have new t-shirts coming in the mail that aren't black (well I have 3 new shirts that are black because I'm PUNK ROCK!!...not really) plus I got two new pairs of jeans cleaned out my closet got all my shirts that have holes in the armpits ripped them up so I can use them as rags. oh boy.

I'm really getting tired of people taking advantage of me being a nice person...I've come to the point where I don't want any friends from this town because I always get blown off for some childish reason. The only ties I want are family, I'm just going to throw my self into my work and school and get the fuck out of here.

Weekly Rant: The guy that lives in the studio behind my house tried to start a political conversation with me today about how Cuban Communism is different than Chinese Communism...I swear this guy is a moron, I guess his family is from Cuba or whatever and he hates Castro BLAH BLAH BLAH but loves China BLAH BLAH BLAH....I totally destroyed him by letting him know how fucked both Governments are and that Communism will NEVER WORK unless everyone in the world stops being greedy/corrupt and agree politically which I would personally piss my pants if that happened, but there would still be people against it. I'm getting more and more motivated to leave this town because it's filled with idiots like him who try and start arguments when they don't have a leg to stand on. He also went on to say how good of a job Bush is doing in Iraq and how the Iraqis love Americans...that's when I stopped the conversation, or else I would hit him, its not that I'm against violence it's just that I didn't want to deal with the cops...Fucking assholes.

I wonder when the government is going to let everyone know that Dick Cheney really died 8 years ago and is a vampire now.

I wonder what color coffin he has...if it has a nice oak finish or if it's shiny platinum.

and why is it 78 fucking degrees outside? its November for christs sake. Global warming sucks man.

I've decided to drive my Nova again so I can save more money, hopefully in a month I will be able to get a car. Maybe I should buy a few lotto tickets...


I'm embarrassed to be American with all the BS that's happening.

I need to get a new car. I used to drive a 1968 Chevy Nova (which I still have because people fucking(#1) suck ass and back out) but it needs A LOT of work (electrical system is fucked(#2) and I don't want to put anymore money in it. Then I got a 1993 Jeep G.Cherokee unfortunately last month a goddamn city bus cut me off and it was totalled (whole passenger side was demolished because I ran into a sign) to make everything SO much better it was determined that I was at fault (which is bullshit, City bus drivers are the WORST drivers) Now my mom has to cart me around. I'm trying to save money and I never thought I would catch my self saying this but, I really liked the Jeep. I was extreamely suprised the son of a bitch didn't flip when I got into the accident. The only good thing about it is that I had full coverage insurance, didn't kill/hurt anyone (although my ass got a bruise on it, plus my arms were a little sore because I HAD TO HOLD THE FUCKING(#3) STEERING WHEEL STRAIGHT SO I DIDN'T HIT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE SITTING ON THE FUCKING(#4) CURB!!!!!!) I would go and get another Jeep/Toyota 4Runner but my insurance went up. I've been looking for a new job so I can bring in more money though. Hopefully I'll find one soon....

*I apologize for the word "Fuck" being used frequently*

why do I have such a huge obsession with shows like Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Jackass, and Home wreaker??

HA, none of our dip-shit Governors (Arnold "fascist fuck" Schwarzenegger) propositions passed. The only one I really wanted/needed to vote against was Prop. 73, which is "Waiting Period and Parental notification before termination of minor's pregnancy." I think that was complete bullshit..."Protect our daughters" yeah right, what teenage girl wants to go to their parents and tell them "Hey I'm knocked up, and I want an abortion!" it's just right-wing politicians trying to control women's rights they should just mind their own business I mean they have so much to worry about as it is like, letting out CIA agent names, being indited, shit like that.

Was watching the show "Wife Swap" last night (I don't know why I watch it either) some Upper-class New Yorker woman was switched with a dirty dirty DIRTY hippie woman. All I have to say is......Hippies fucking suck. The hippie woman made her "new" husband wear a skirt, I don't know what they ate though, probably bark off a tree after she hugged it.

A couple months ago around the end of March I went up to talk to my friend Ann (we work at the same place), well she says "I don't want to talk to you...I don't know why you come up to me." THEN she tells two different people two different things is to why she doesn't want to be around me anymore, excuse #1-Because I don't have a HS Diploma OR GED and I need to get one of those before I give people Advice (when she doesn't even have one, she has a HS proficiency which is only good in CA) Excuse#2-Because she didn't see our relationship going anywhere...wait a tick, were we fucking dating?! I personally think her boyfriend had something to do with it. He's the type of person that wants her for himself and doesn't want her to have any friends...except the ones he has which tends to only be his ex-meth addict brother and sister-in-law with two kids. I also think he was threatened by me since I'm very opinionated about certain things, He's racist, sexist and just stupid...Well O.K. he knows pretty much everything about every single plant known to man but so the fuck what?....there has to be some social skills. Ann on the other hand is afraid of being alone and probably thinks he's the best she's ever going to get which isn't true. She's smart (some of the time) and has a pretty good personality (or atleast I thought she did) and she's pretty (but right now I think that's the only thing she has going for her). I've closed the case though, it sucks that our friendship had to end but, "like sands through the hour glass...so are the days of our lives!!"...

Weekly Rant: Walked to 711 today and saw a bumper sticker that said "Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism war has never solved anything." I felt like going up to the guy and saying "Are you serious with that bumper sticker? You also know that NAZISM AND FASCISM ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME FUCKING THING RIGHT!??" Jesus H. Christ...Plus we never had a "war" with Commies. Yeah there was Vietnam but com'on, did anything get accomplished in that war...er, Conflict, SAIGON FELL! WE DIDN'T WIN!!! The guy should go to Alabama or something where he can sit on the porch with his Pro-McCarthy redneck buddies drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and bitch about Communists and how they run Hollywood and corrupt our children. Goddamn.

Saw the movie "Jarhead" today. I liked it actually, it isn't pro-war NOR is it anti-war it's just one soldiers story about the 1st Gulf War. It isn't gory and doesn't have a lot of battle scenes (although you do see some burned corpses). I actually liked Jamie Foxx's character a lot.

I want to go on an airplane make a baby noise then slap my hands together. First people would be like "Great, now I get to spend a whole flight listening to a crying baby" then once I slap my hands together everyones maternal instincs will kick in "Who the fuck hit a baby!!!" I'm ready to laugh at that.

Two things that kick ass -> Wind & Unicorns

Speaking of Unicorns I want a "Avenging Unicorn Play Set" from Archie Mcphee...I might have to get one.

I had $24-$26 in my wallet and it went missing at work last week. I know it was one of the 15-year-olds I work with so I tell my boss and he tells me I can talk to them about it, so I do. My boss gathers them in his office and I stand up and say "I had twenty-some odd dollars missing from my wallet and I know it was one of you guys, I want my money back or else I'm going to contact my Uncle who works for the Police department and file a police report and get finger prints off my wallet and have all of you finger printed!!!" the expression on their faces was priceless. One of them (who is a girl and is on probation for smoking pot) automatically confesses. Gives me my money back apologizes over and over again all scared that I'm going to file a police report and is close to tears. My Uncle doesn't work for the Police department. He works for Sara Lee in fucking Atlanta, GA....HAHA.

I have this neighbor who is probably one of the most retarded people. He's like 40 but acts more like 15. He doesn't think properly I swear, puts fucking styrofoam in the trash can when the trash company doesn't take it, opens mail that has my moms name on it (like checks) has two rabbits who are never in their hutch so he has this stupid fence up and they still get out then blames me or my mom for them getting out or accuses us of feeding them to our dog (who is a yellow-lab, and they aren't aggressive dogs) His 6-year-old daughter is obnoxious she screams if she doesn't get her way. He even tried to buy my care-bears (which I've had since I was born and mean a lot to me) for his daughter and when I tell him they aren't for sale he gets an attitude with me like I have no right to have them. He tries to get Political with me which is stupid because I will destroy him since he doesn't have any stance on politics. He just yells at me going on about how Americans don't know what it's like to be in a Dictatorship because he was born in Cuba or something. (when he has told me he would go live in China because he loves it there so much and it's so nice blah blah blah-It's also where his daughter is from, Adoption-) He's just a moron...Whatever.