I want to go on an airplane make a baby noise then slap my hands together. First people would be like "Great, now I get to spend a whole flight listening to a crying baby" then once I slap my hands together everyones maternal instincs will kick in "Who the fuck hit a baby!!!" I'm ready to laugh at that.

Two things that kick ass -> Wind & Unicorns

Speaking of Unicorns I want a "Avenging Unicorn Play Set" from Archie Mcphee...I might have to get one.