Wednesday, September 27, 2006

*wrestler voice*

WHEN WINTER LEE WENT OVER TO HER DADS HOUSE TODAY SHE HAD TO CHANGE A STINKY DIAPER FULL OF POO!!!....how 'bout you?

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

I think I have CFS (chronic fatigue syndrome)



I was so tired this morning that while trying to put my jeans on I put my left leg into my right pant leg and fell. I hate waking up at 6 AM, but I'll get used to it....I suppose.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

There has been atleast 10 stingrays found killed and mutilated with their barbs missing in Australia....what really pisses me off is how stupid the human thought process can be, so here it is for all you idiots who think WILD ANIMALS KILL HUMANS FOR SPORT....THEY'RE WILD ANIMALS!!! THEY DON'T LOOK AT A HUMAN AND GO "GEE I'M GOING TO KILL THIS HUMAN BECAUSE I CAN!" THEY DONT THINK LIKE HUMANS!!! SO KILLING THEM ISN'T GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON!!!!......


jackasses.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Dear Mr. Bush,

So here it is again....the day you've been waiting for Sept. 11th. For you a day of spewing retoric, trying to prey on human fear, and making sure you use the families and their losses to benefit your party and you...shamelessly and selfishly. You say "honor the victims of September 11th" when its really you trying to manipulate the american people....as well as the world to support you and your bullshit "war agaisnt terrorism".

*raises glass of cheap wine* Well heres to you shit face....

Fuck you, I hope you get kicked in the balls by some old lady whose child died in one (theres two wars don't forget now!) of the bullshit wars you started. Godbless America.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Steve "the crocodile hunter" Irwin got killed by a stingray. shit happens....

Sunday, September 03, 2006

goddamn...well I start babysitting my baby sister on tuesday...BRIGHT AND EARLY!!!

Friday, August 25, 2006

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Remember those "jelly" shoes? They still make them....ew

Sunday, August 13, 2006

well Israel has......well I dunno how much longer but, they have a couple hours atleast to kill as many people as possible before the 'ceasefire' happens.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Jesus, Ive been ignoring this.....sorry. I'll try and find something interesting to tell you about later.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

This whole thing between Israel and Lebanon is getting worse. Now the US is sending missiles to the Israelis. Which basically means the US wants to get involved, but since ALL OF OUR TROOPS ARE IN SOME OTHER COUNTRY FIGHTING A WAR THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN STARTED we just support Israel because we have to get those dang terrorists. such bullshit.

Why was this started?? oh yeah because 2...only TWO Israeli soldiers were kidnapped, so WWIII gets started. Awesome. But then again....other wars have been started for bullshit reasons..BUT theres always deep deep root causes for wars. (althought with Iraq there was no reason to go in there.) blah, Im done for today.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

I cant believe people actually voted for Bush...It really baffles me. Seriously. Mindblowing.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

My mom just told me some drunk tried to break into our house last night...Thank God for our dog Jake, first he walked along our side yard, then he tried to open our front door. Maybe I should start sleeping with a knife under my bed.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Ive realized something...I ACTUALLY look forward to spending time with my family. My brother Casey is coming to visit and Im really excited, but whats really odd and I havent felt this way in years is, I look forward to seeing my dad, stepmom and younger siblings, I look forward to talking with them, playing outside with my little brother, laughing with them. Its a good feeling.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

I'm against the war and everything, and I kinda understand where Cindy Sheehan is coming from, but I'm really really REALLY getting tired of her. It's more then just protesting, shes just a whinner now enough is enough.

Monday, June 26, 2006

They should make a law where if you want to have children you must to go through classes and obtain a license. Too many idiots are having kids these days.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Ann needs to learn some manners. Rude little girl, ruuuuuude.