Trader Joes Chicken Pot Pies V. Marie Callenders Chicken Pot Pies.....

Trader Joes all the way.

http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=1290994&size=L Oh man...

My shoe has a hole in it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071018/sc_livescience/feministshavemorefun

HA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJvY_RftA4I

Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...When will you learn that when you try to insult someone it ALWAYS backfires. Especially when it comes to John Stewart and Stephen Colbert those masterminds are no match for you Bill...douche

So I was watching CNN and that wolf in sheeps clothing Glenn Beck has on this total asshole who was comparing Che Guevara to Hitler...what? excuse me? Che didn't commit mass genocide you fucking tool, and yeah Che might of done some "Immoral" stuff but come on, he was a revolutionary/Guerrilla and a commie and not only was he a commie he was a commie during THE COLD WAR...and if you were a commie during the cold war you were seen as a monster because those dang commies just aren't right. Whatever...idiots, I wish people would read and RESEARCH SHIT BEFORE THEY SPEW CRAP!

So, I was surprised to see that Jerry Springer is still on TV and I wasn't doing anything important and I started to watch it. Oh my god...what the hell is the matter with people?? These two women were fighting over some guy who wants to be a chef or some shit and the girl he was cheating with comes out with a bikini on with meat taped all over her. The girlfriend and the mistress automatically start fighting with each other in good ol' Springer fashion. Eventually the guy comes out and his girlfriend starts to wail on the guy...he looked like kind of a wuss anyway, but where does the guy work to improve his culinary skills?? McDonalds.

You know what....fuck Fox News.

2007 Rugby World Cup = Manizing (like Womanizing) time for me.

Had some thunder and lightning stroms last night...cool stuff, got a little rain too which is awesome because we needed it.

GUESS WHO GETS TO GO TO THE DENTIST!!!!!

YAAAAY!

Japan and now Peru have had really bad earthquakes which means....the continental plates are moving AND that means.....


We are ALL going to die.

You know whats funny? When you walk into work and you hear the Guatemalan assistant cook talking to the Russian dishwasher in Spanish and the Russian dishwasher talking back to the Guatemalan assistant cook in Russian. Eh, it seemed like they could understand each other.

More and more people keep telling me that I should become a politician. what?

Cindy Sheehan needs to get a real job.

Which sport is better....Football OR Soccer?


hint: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

You know, I was watching TV last night and you know those commercials that go on and on about how you shouldn't smoke weed and how you have to be above the influence and blah blah blah blah blah....well, I was thinking to my self, why are they so concerned about pot when meth is 1000 times more addictive and destructive? I don't see any commercials about meth. Its like what the hell?? See to me weed isnt as much as of a problem in society as meth is, I would much rather have my kid smoke weed then get all hopped up on crystal meth. How many stoners do YOU know that get high and go "wow man, I'm going to go rob a bank and then knock my girlfriends teeth out!!" no...pot smokers sit on their ass and talk about how can they make the world a better place and pig out on pringles. People need to get the priorities straight, WEED is nothing compared to the dark world that is meth.

Fucking TV.

You know I was going to type out this whole story about some girl I used to hang out with and how she's just a bitch who is so full of her self and how her sexist-alcoholic-bigot piece of shit boyfriend is also full of him self but, you know screw it. She knows she's an idiot. But making people who are idiots look like idiots (especially infront of people) can be fun.

But then that makes me no better than her....oh well.

Books are useful for the following reason.

I learned that:
Nico (from the Velvet Underground) gave Iggy Pop his first dose of the Clap.

YEEAH!

I love peeling my skin off after being sunburnt.