Just watched the State of the Union that Bush did, all I have to say is someone should walk up to that guy and punch him in the face until he gets knocked out? (better??).

I've been having really bizzare dreams lately. The other night I had a dream that there were goblins (yes, goblins) in my backyard, then I've had a series of dreams where Jesus is involved somehow...I'm not religious AT ALL so It's kind of scaring me that Jesus Christ keeps appearing in my dreams. Oh well. Maybe I'm the messiah or something.


My mother makes me want to kill my self.

George Bush's theme song should be "Drenched in Blood" By Turbonegro.

They should play it whenever he walks into a room, greets people, etc etc.

I think the song fits him well.

This is really really gross but whatever...The stuff that comes out of pimples (bacteria) and the amount of it is FREAKIN' AMAZING!!! Ive been poking at this one on my chin for a couple days and finally got the fucker. HAHA

I was driving by Planned Parenthood the other morning and of course there was a bunch of pro-life fucks holding their ridiculous signs and reading from the god damn bible. Naturally I was getting ready to yell at them when I saw that one of them had a baby. This was at like 9 am when it was foggy and cold and they have a fucking baby out?! When they sit there and hold signs about how abortion kills innocent little babies and they have a baby out in 50 something degree weather just so they can try and make people guilty?! Idiots.

You know why Jessica Simpson filed for divorce? Because Nick got her that ugly ass pear shaped diamond ring. Who the fuck gets a girl a pear shaped diamond ring?? WHO!!!??!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! MONSTER TRUCK RALLY $1 BEERS!!!! BRING THE KIDS!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

I'm Hungry.

I watched one of the most bizzare movies I've ever seen last night, It's a cartoon from Japan called "My Neighbor Totoro"

Althought, I must admit that I liked it.

I rubbed a lemon into the cut on my hand today, just so my co-workers could laugh at me.

I woke up this morning went into the living room and my mom was crying, the first three things that went through my mind were #1 something happened to one of my brothers, #2 something happened to a family friend, or #3 I made her cry (wouldn't be the first time :( but it wasn't any of that....she's been reading this book about a family who has a Yellow Labrador and the life they share with the mutt. The dog reminds her of our Yellow Labrador Jake, I guess the book was getting sad. Oh well, I've cried over books too so I can't bitch about it I'm debating if I should read the book who knows.

O.K. so I wear a cheap ass diamond ring (its really glass) so old men won't hit on me (work at a retirement home) but does that stop them? NOOOOOOO. Some 80-year-old proposed to me, see I can attract 80-year-old guys but as far as me getting a date with someone my age? HA, yeah right.

Was watching the Cal Poly students that live next door to me park their cars and OH MY GOD, seriously its not that hard to fucking park when theres plenty of space. Morons

Old people crack me up.

Instead of grabbing 'fruit punch' Gatorade I grabbed 'Berry-citrus'

Goddamnit

So... my mom ran into Liz yesterday and apparently Liz isn't blowing me off. From what she told my mom is that she's been working 20 hr days at AM/PM and spends all her extra time sleeping. I called her and she told me she would call me back, but that hasn't happened yet but I'm sure she'll call sooner or later. I think Liz is pretty depressed, and probably taking her fathers death harder then she thought she would (which is understandable). This week (or the next) she's going to Washington D.C. to dump his ashes (which will probably stir up more emotions that no one wants to deal with) I like Liz a lot but I don't know what to say to her since its been a couple months since we've talked to each other and I want to tell her that she's more than welcome to call me anytime -day or night- if she wants to talk but I don't know if that will do any good...Oh well, something is bound to happen maybe I'll stop by am/pm to see if she's working.

Boycotting is silly.

I guess my city is selling Eur-tweeka (AKA Eureka, CA) our old sirens (that we have incase the power plant blows up) so that they have a Tsunami 'warning system' retarded if you ask me. California deserves to have a tsunami. Maybe.

Chewed out my insurance agent today for being a douche bag, then canceled my policy, got a new one with my old insurance company.


I'm so tired from being on a train for 5 hours.

Oh my fucking god...Amtrak is shitty, I got home 6 hrs late (but, I was asking other passengers about why the train was late and they said they got caught in a blizzard or some shit) plus I was in the lounge car trying to read my book about Lenin, unfortunatly my attention was put on this guy who had 3 open tubes of lipstick in front of him it was also smeared all over his lips he was also making noises that...the best way I can describe them was that they sounded like he was taking a shit in his pants...ugh, then there was this woman who kept burping up curry or something.